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Hiss 
Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: Geelong
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| Post subject: Let’s draft Alex Rance Superstar |  |
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Rarely does an opportunity arise like this. A once in a generation superstar player who single handed can win us a flag and is by all accounts wanting to return to football. Rance can not only play, but he upholds the highest Christian and personal values. A born leader and a fundamentally decent human being in these morally bankrupt times we live in. If we can’t get him to play, I want him as our next Coach. This guy is a pure champion and superstar that would deliver us a Premiership as well as inspiration. If we aren’t trying to get Rance to Collingwood, then shame on us. He would bring the high moral Christian standards to our Club that I also believe in. Anyone who opposes this is opposed to the word of faith.
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Sicks Bux 
Hal 2003-2019
Joined: 30 Jun 2020
Location: Me Island Ome
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He's 31 and hasn't played for two years. Plus our backline is our great strength and doesn't require any changes.. As for Rance's moral and religious beliefs, they're irrelevant.
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npalm
Joined: 01 May 2005
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| Hiss wrote: | | Rarely does an opportunity arise like this. A once in a generation superstar player who single handed can win us a flag and is by all accounts wanting to return to football. Rance can not only play, but he upholds the highest Christian and personal values. A born leader and a fundamentally decent human being in these morally bankrupt times we live in. If we can’t get him to play, I want him as our next Coach. This guy is a pure champion and superstar that would deliver us a Premiership as well as inspiration. If we aren’t trying to get Rance to Collingwood, then shame on us. He would bring the high moral Christian standards to our Club that I also believe in. Anyone who opposes this is opposed to the word of faith. |
Can I get an amen?
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themonk
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Great membership drive via his door knocking.
Didn't he have an affair? not that I care but I don't believe he's Mr Morality.
Already enough publicity caused by our group, don't need to introduce an external questionable character. |
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David 
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda
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^ Yes, we must only employ faithful monogamists now lol. Thought this was a football club, not a temperance society!
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Pies4shaw 
pies4shaw
Joined: 08 Oct 2007
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| ^ Just think what a coup it would be for the Club if they could manage a Flag choosing from under 1% of the available talent pool, though. |
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Dave The Man 
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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Our Defense is our Strongest Area on the Field so not worth our Time
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woodys_world69
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Brisbane
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Hiss's trolling of Nick's has no offseason
he trolls all year round |
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Piesnchess
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Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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Rance is now past it, we are going the way of youth now, and i fully support that, kids and more kids, yes.!
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Redcraze 
Joined: 19 Jun 2016
Location: Port Adelaide, South Australia
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| Hiss wrote: | | Rarely does an opportunity arise like this. A once in a generation superstar player who single handed can win us a flag and is by all accounts wanting to return to football. Rance can not only play, but he upholds the highest Christian and personal values. A born leader and a fundamentally decent human being in these morally bankrupt times we live in. If we can’t get him to play, I want him as our next Coach. This guy is a pure champion and superstar that would deliver us a Premiership as well as inspiration. If we aren’t trying to get Rance to Collingwood, then shame on us. He would bring the high moral Christian standards to our Club that I also believe in. Anyone who opposes this is opposed to the word of faith. |
Surely we've got troubles enough without the added handicap of "Christian standards". Christ almighty!
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Magpietothemax
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Joined: 28 Apr 2013
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[quote="npalm"] | Hiss wrote: | | Rarely does an opportunity arise like this. A once in a generation superstar player who single handed can win us a flag and is by all accounts wanting to return to football. Rance can not only play, but he upholds the highest Christian and personal values. A born leader and a fundamentally decent human being in these morally bankrupt times we live in. If we can’t get him to play, I want him as our next Coach. This guy is a pure champion and superstar that would deliver us a Premiership as well as inspiration. If we aren’t trying to get Rance to Collingwood, then shame on us. He would bring the high moral Christian standards to our Club that I also believe in. Anyone who opposes this is opposed to the word of faith. |
I am sure that Hiss is a satirical genius...this is just so funny.
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eddiesmith
Lets get ready to Rumble
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Location: Lexus Centre
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| Can he play full forward? |
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23 YIPPEE!!!
YIPPEE 23!!!
Joined: 24 Jul 2019
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| Like to see us snare and get rance i feel its possible he could be in black and white in 2021. |
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013
Location: We prefer free speech - you know it's right
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I'snt he the same age as Robbie Tarrant? When I suggested we involved Tarrant as part of the deal for Stevenson... everyone here said he was too old - I guess age suddenly doesn't matter.. lol
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themonk
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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| woodys_world69 wrote: | Hiss's trolling of Nick's has no offseason
he trolls all year round |
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