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Cam
Nick's BB Member #166
Joined: 10 May 2002 Location: Springvale
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Post subject: To the Zillennials: A Warning | |
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You've had it good for 20 years, maybe 24, but after many false dawns it appears that it may just be happening for real again. The rise of the Navy Blue scum.
For years you have disregarded this lot, laughed at their "Look what we're cooking!"--when it turned out to be brown and on the nose, mocked them when our beloved Malthouse left 'his boys' and took them further down the tube. You've giggled when SOS picked dud after GWS dud, when Casboult couldn't kick straight, when Murphy sheepdogged around the packs and when they shipped out their whole forward line for zero return. Pointed out the light blue M&M jersey, shook your head at their repetition of the same mistakes bordering on insanity, shrugged at us winning all those Pratt cups.
To you they are a curiosity, with a logo on their chest that harks back to the 20th century. And a song you have barely heard. More on that later. You have cast puzzled looks at old timers with their seared-in-distate from them in spite of their continual failure. To you, Ca [whoops, nearly said it out loud], 'they' are just a club, someone making up the numbers.
Well, the charade is nearly over. Their irrational, disengaged supporters are about to show their real colours.
Make no mistake these #%@&s make, quote, 'Hawthorn supporters look humble". These #@%$!s snipe, gloat like no other [surpassing even the Bumbers and unwashed Tiger horde, and just keep coming and referring to past hurts. They will be like tyrants returned from exile who are suddenly gifted power, executing all those with their smartarse barbs and born to rule mentality.
The only humility they have is that they have the equal most number of flags. You think Covid-19 is bad, wait til this navy blue disease pandemics around us. They are a human sh!tshow that thrives on making us feel worthless and beneath them. They have just been biding their time. For a generation. You may not wish injuries upon any other club, or any person but you will secretly snigger when it happens to these #$&*s.
The old know all this. We carry the scars. We still know that monsters and kryptonite exist. Like any fear, it never quite goes away, and when that #$%#%ng song starts up "Da da da, da da..." it all comes back. #$%#$ @@##$ %$^$%^$
You will feel pain, you will not want to know these 'friends' of yours that support them. AND YOU WILL LEARN TO HATE! _________________ Get back on top.
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Mossi
Joined: 20 May 2002 Location: Vittorio Veneto TV Italy
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Poetry!
Unfortunately this time it's for real they are back, and we will learn to hate again. But first we must get ahead of that head-to-head ledger!!! |
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glasseyevfx
Joined: 01 Jul 2017 Location: Gold Coast
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I've been looking forward to the blues coming back into form - I'd love to see a collingwood carlton grand final. Bring it on I say. There's no rivalry like an old rivalry _________________ We shall set our course by the stars and not ships that pass in the night |
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Pies4shaw
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Joined: 08 Oct 2007
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^ That's a joke, right? I've been looking forward to them being deregistered. |
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Johnno75
Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Location: Wantirna
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Just want to get ahead of them in the head to head count _________________ Human behavioural studies suggest people who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest & trustworthy. |
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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Brilliant Cam, sad, true and brilliant.
Well done son.
And mods can we issue a card, a warning to the poster who wants a carrrrrrrlton v Collingwood Granny? đ _________________ âI even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didnât keep âem under long enoughâ Kinky Friedman |
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thebaldfacts
Joined: 02 Aug 2007
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Sad but true. They are on the rise.
As a veteran of the 70, 79 and 81 Grand Finals I still bear the scars.
Knocking out the scum in the first semi in 1978, 1980 and 1984 was small consolation for those losses.
We are 1 behind in the head to head count, so hopefully will can level the ledger this year.
Not expecting them to make finals this year, but from 2021 they are a threat.
My biggest fear is that like Richmond, once they eventually get their act together, they win the GFâs they get into. |
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Piesnchess
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Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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I reckon the jury is out on the Bluescum, sure they beat the dogs and Dons, badly, but, hey, they did that last season too, beat em both then, badly, and they did lose some close games last season too, like the Port one. They did lose to the Saints, they got shit lucky down at the Cattery, the Cats took it easy, got miles behind, then came roaring back, to just fall short. Im yet to be convinced, Casboult is no star, Murphy still a peaheart, and Kruzer is no kid, or is eddie betts. Lets see how they go against the Tigers, Pies, Eagles, Giants, etc before i say they have improved vastly, im yet to be convinced of it. _________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb. |
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Lazza
Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Location: Bendigo, Victoria, Australia
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I reckon Carlscum will really struggle towards the end of the season and definitely miss out on the finals. Not good enough at present to play finals until about 2024. By that stage, the AFLâs darlings like GCS and GWS will be dominating so the scum wonât stand a chance of winning another flag for many years to come. Mark this post for future reference about how accurate it was. _________________ Don't confuse your current path with your final destination. Just because it's dark and stormy now doesn't meant that you aren't headed for glorious sunshine! |
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Magpiefan3
Joined: 14 Dec 2005 Location: Ponsford Stand N29
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Johnno75 wrote: | Just want to get ahead of them in the head to head count |
What is the overall head to head count between Carlton and Collingwood? _________________ 2016 Player Sponsor for Travis Varcoe
2017-2019 Player Sponsor for Lynden Dunn |
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Jezza
2023 PREMIERS!
Joined: 06 Sep 2010 Location: Ponsford End
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Magpiefan3 wrote: | What is the overall head to head count between Carlton and Collingwood? |
Played: 257
Won: 126
Draw: 4
Lost: 127
Need 2 more wins to surpass them. _________________ | 1902 | 1903 | 1910 | 1917 | 1919 | 1927 | 1928 | 1929 | 1930 | 1935 | 1936 | 1953 | 1958 | 1990 | 2010 | 2023 | |
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Sicks Bux
Hal 2003-2019
Joined: 30 Jun 2020 Location: Me Island Ome
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^Hopefully we do so by beating them in the H&A and then ending their season in the finals. |
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Piesnchess
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Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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Sicks Bux wrote: | ^Hopefully we do so by beating them in the H&A and then ending their season in the finals. |
The Bluebellies wont make the finals, not good enough yet. _________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb. |
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ronrat
Joined: 22 May 2006 Location: Thailand
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They and hawthorn would have been miles behing except for the rigging of zones by Ken Puke. Then comes along another cheat in John Smellofshit. _________________ Annoying opposition supporters since 1967. |
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Sicks Bux
Hal 2003-2019
Joined: 30 Jun 2020 Location: Me Island Ome
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Piesnchess wrote: | Sicks Bux wrote: | ^Hopefully we do so by beating them in the H&A and then ending their season in the finals. |
The Bluebellies wont make the finals, not good enough yet. |
They're only one win out of the eight and just lost to the top team with a kick after the siren. They're a chance. |
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