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Wokko Pisces

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2019 10:35 pm
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Pi wrote:
Billions of dollars, bad habits and bad genetics, I give him 6 years, taking bets now.


Its not like he didn't know....


That's what Mariah Carey does to you.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 8:30 pm
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/british-man-killed-firework-explodes-21193147


surprised it doesnt happen more often here. The demised was not in a gogo bar either but in beer bar with his fiancee' An engineer for suzuki racing team so should have known better than tp put your head over a live explosive

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:29 pm
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^

Yup, that's the one.

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Pi Gemini



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:24 am
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I guess he proved his theory, in a sense; he was very flat when he hit the ground.

https://www.watoday.com.au/world/north-america/daredevil-dies-in-homemade-rocket-disaster-on-mission-to-prove-earth-is-flat-20200224-p543le.html

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luvdids Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 4:27 pm
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Surely in this day & age there's not still people that actually believe the earth is flat?? Shocked
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:21 pm
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Thanks PI, when I saw that article earlier I thought of this thread Laughing

And yes Luvdids, there are.

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Pies4shaw Leo

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:22 pm
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Well, there were until Saturday, anyway.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:05 pm
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I always had a laugh at that Sportsbet commercial with the flat earth nutcase. I thought he was a fictional character

He is actually real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kex6ovUOYEw
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Jezza Taurus

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 8:16 pm
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luvdids wrote:
Surely in this day & age there's not still people that actually believe the earth is flat?? Shocked

Some flat earthers don't believe Australia exists Laughing

https://www.mirror.co.uk/science/latest-outrageous-flat-earth-theory-12472190

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:01 pm
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This is a little pre-emptive, the person isn't dead (yet) that I know of, but it certainly fits the brief.

A group of young adults held a coronavirus party in Kentucky to defy orders to socially distance. Now one of them has coronavirus.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/24/health/kentucky-coronavirus-party-infection/index.html

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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:28 pm
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Kentucky Fried Coronavirus.
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A man in Rwanda who breached the ongoing lockdown to reportedly go fishing has been killed and eaten by a crocodile, the mayor of the southern Kamonyi district has told the BBC.

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-africa-47639452?ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=twitter&ns_campaign=bbc_live&ns_linkname=5e7b27b82940ec06703e166a%26Rwandan%20who%20breached%20lockdown%20%E2%80%98killed%20by%20crocodile%E2%80%99%262020-03-25T12%3A27%3A33%2B00%3A00&ns_fee=0&pinned_post_locator=urn:asset:09396da6-be39-4a70-925e-576bab976fae&pinned_post_asset_id=5e7b27b82940ec06703e166a&pinned_post_type=share
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 6:32 pm
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Absolutely qualifies, even if the Police pushed him in. If they shot him first, likely the Crocs wouldn't have eaten him
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:59 pm
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Fearing coronavirus, Arizona man dies after taking a form of chloroquine used to treat aquariums


(CNN)A Phoenix-area man is dead and his wife is under critical care after the two took chloroquine phosphate in an apparent attempt to self-medicate for the novel coronavirus, according to hospital system Banner Health.

It does not appear they took the pharmaceutical version of the drug, but rather "an additive commonly used at aquariums to clean fish tanks," Banner Health said in a statement.

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/23/health/arizona-coronavirus-chloroquine-death/index.html
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:09 pm
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WTAF! Lol!
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