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Scientists in the city of Port Adelaide have done forensic testing on Port Adelaide backman Chad Cornes and have found that he could have in fact orginated from a rare marine swamp creature found off the foreshore of Glenelg beach.
The scientists were able to confirm this after Cornes was swarmed by various marine type swamp creatures during the team's recovery session at Glenelg beach on Monday afternoon following Port Adelaide's 38 point loss to Collingwood at the MCG in a Sunday twilight tussle.
" I couldn't believe it they just started dancing around Chad like a long lost cousin, but none would come anywhere near me, and yeah they kinda looked like little Chads some looked like Kane to", observed ageing Ruckman Brendon Lade who was also present in the water.
Marine biologists believe this was some possibly some
form of mating dance. Incidentally following this incident Cornes looked increasingly tired and could miss up to 3 weeks of football, along with an injury he sustained in the match against the Magpies.
Cornes refused to comment when questioned upon the topic.
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| 3rd degree wrote: | Scientists in the city of Port Adelaide have done forensic testing on Port Adelaide backman Chad Cornes and have found that he could have in fact orginated from a rare marine swamp creature found off the foreshore of Glenelg beach.
The scientists were able to confirm this after Cornes was swarmed by various marine type swamp creatures during the team's recovery session at Glenelg beach on Monday afternoon following Port Adelaide's 38 point loss to Collingwood at the MCG in a Sunday twilight tussle.
" I couldn't believe it they just started dancing around Chad like a long lost cousin, but none would come anywhere near me, and yeah they kinda looked like little Chads some looked like Kane to", observed ageing Ruckman Brendon Lade who was also present in the water.
Marine biologists believe this was some possibly some
form of mating dance. Incidentally following this incident Cornes looked increasingly tired and could miss up to 3 weeks of football, along with an injury he sustained in the match against the Magpies.
Cornes refused to comment when questioned upon the topic. |
YEP,he has been known to take home some real creatures,not to mention.
He has more crabs than a sea food platter.
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DaVe86 
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I've always thought there was something strange about Chad. This confirms it.
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fan4collingwood
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That is why he looks like a goose!
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bwphantom 
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Champagne Comedy! 
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doriswilgus
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3rd degree working beautifully again. 
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swoop42
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They have scientists in Adelaide?
Who'd have thought!
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die4pies
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And THIS is why I love Nick's BB.
Love it Ricardo 
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jack_spain
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swoop42
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
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^ The scary thing is Chad is the more attractive of the two brothers!
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Mr Smith Goes To C'Wood
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| No one is really called Chad Cornes. The actual name is Gronk, the Creature from the Sludge.
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stui magpie 
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| Mr Smith Goes To C'Wood wrote: | | No one is really called Chad Cornes. The actual name is Gronk, the Creature from the Sludge. |
You have that slightly backwards, he's the sludge from the creature. Swamp creature afterbirth that drifted ashore, absorbed some slugs, and grew. 
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David 
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This thread is extremely offensive to swamp creatures.
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