Nick's Posting XXII Round 16: vs GWS

[John Wren]

changes this week:

out
david has either fallen off some fiscal cliff or has been suffocated by the plethora of minority parties that have come to the fore in the last couple of weeks. clearly, he has other things on his mind.

think positive said she was on the appalachian trail. we think she was on an appellation of another kind.

the patron saint of nick’s , neil appleby, has also been on a sabbatical so we can’t possibly include him and it’s shabooh shoobah to qldmagpie67 and inxs88.

in
we’ve brought in some old time cover in piesnchess and lazza for the purposes of educating themselves on what the modern game looks like. they need to remember lace up guernseys and place kicks went a long time ago.

leonmagic has moved deftly to the emergencies and we can only hope he pirouettes himself into the the team soon. bbhs has also been included in an effort to drive the “bring back heath shaw” campaign.

lastly, one of the rank and file has been rewarded for his loyalty so, congratulations to member 7617 for being elevated to the front bench joining neil who may or may not get nil time on the ground.

positionally, wpt finds himself on the left wing where we hope he makes himself at home and rudeboy is not such a strange tenant to being in our forward line.

wrexit
after much soul searching and sniffing of a foul wind emanating from queensland we are considering to exit the much coveted position of coach of this rabble. we will let the people speak. we will try to interpret what the great unwashed want. we will run a poll that will close next wednesday. have your vote. a simple yes or no is required. the results may or may not be binding.

[Piesnchess]

Good heavens, I FINALLY GOT A GUERNSEY , at long bloody last. !! Now ive gotta haul arse to the west burbs of Sincity, never been out that way before, though I have vague memories of staying in a caravan park somewhere in Nth Ryde decades ago with my parents, is that near GWS ?? Never mind, I will find it,and Lazza and I shall unleash a drop kick or two for old times sake. LOL

[King Monkey]

Vote 1 - Swoop.

[thompsoc]

Lazza has been MIA!
Gone to Vietnam to catch up with some old buddies.

[qldmagpie67]

How's does one get dropped from a team they weren't in ??
Now that's what I call one screwed up selection meeting
Did some of the selection committee start smoking the "peace pipe" early ?
I voted to retain JW as coach as I believe we need a scape goat or sacrificial lamb so to speak and who better to sacrifice than the Range Rover driving tea sipping cucumber sanga eating Paul Roos worshipping velvet jacket wearing John Wren
My position as the self appointed leader of the rebel alliance doesn't permit me the opportunity to be fair or even reasonable in my approach to selections or anything in general
If there is to be a change if coach I think we must first verbally abuse all contenders and then at the appropriate time have them probed by aliens

[RudeBoy]

I'm getting back on my Dim Sim diet, so I'm in perfect condition to smash these pygmies into oblivion.

[neil]

Superb selections especially the bench
Pity I voted before reading the post

[MagpieBat]

My loyalties lie with the present administration.

But, should the good people Nick's see fit to give him the arse, I am waiting and willing to serve them as coach...

[John Wren]

[MagpieBat]

You were also very confident of beating Melbourne, St Kilda, Port Adelaide, Carlton the first time and the Dogs. And you gave a very angry and better speech on Election Night.

I'm not sure your judgement is as perfect as it is made out to be by your good self...

[John Wren]

clearly the judgement is a little suspect. just look at who gets picked.

[woftam]

Leaving me out for 2 weeks running proves the coach is tanking to ensure GWS get a better draft pick. Looking after his future employer no doubt.
Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out JW.

[qldmagpie67]

An open campaign letter to the members of Nicks Posting XXII

This coming election is about more than just a vote for a coach it's about a vote for our future.
Under a oppressive dictatorship I would lead we can offer you many things that my unworthy opponent can't or won't.
We know and understand the way Nicks Posting XXII has endured years of upheaval mostly brought on by people like myself but this should hold me in good stead to crush any further uprisings and rule with a iron fist.
My opponent will cut medical expenses if re-elected coach. What a disgrace. Under a Nicks Posting XXII I lead all medical from ACL's to hangnails to sex change operations will be covered.
We will ensure all your membership fees are negatively geared and reinvested into services to make your quality of life bearable.
We will reinstate the free dim sims at after match rehabs. We will ensure the beer is plentiful and cold, we will ensure your borders are protected from the envision of bubble headed Range Rover drivers
When deciding on how to vote ask yourself this important question.
When the forces of evil are pounding on our doors do you want old man John Wren with his cucumber stained finger on the button or do you want a dictator who will push that button and care not about the consequences ?
The choices are clear my fellow posters

A vote for John Wren is a vote for failure
A vote for me is a vote for financial security for myself and my inner sanctum
A vote for John Wren is a vote for more to the same selections
A vote for me is a open opportunity for any poster with the financial means to buy a spot
A vote for John Wren is a vote tolerating of losses
A vote for me is a vote for swift and unfairness is blaming those responsible for losses

There's a clear choice to be made here posters and I'm sure you will make the right choice.

*The views above are those of a rambling lunatic who's only desire is to fincancily befneift from his position. Any promises made will more than likely not be delivered and more so will be likely be denied. Please beware any views formed by the above can't be taken seriously
This campaign has been funded by the blood of posters who's organs have been harvested and resold for financial benefits to the regime

[Pies4shaw]

This poll will probably be decided by the postal votes.

[qldmagpie67]