"We're the team, that never lets you down....!"

warburton lad · Joined: 26 Aug 2003

I'd just like to thank All responsible at Carlton for bringing home the bacon for the fourth time in 13 years.

Mick, John Barker, Mark Murphy and all the senior players have made me happy beyond words.

My week at work will be immeasurably better now they have secured their fourth 'spoon' of this century; clear leaders in this area for the competition...

Da da da da da....

Pebbles Rocks · Joined: 28 Sep 2008 Location: Collingwood

Carlton: the most unsuccessful side this century. Its got a nice ring to it

Dangles · Balmey Army Joined: 14 May 2015

It could actually get worse. They could finish on the bottom next year with even less wins. Just wanted to put that out there.

Tannin · Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:41 pm

I was heartbroken when the news broke. Very, very sad I was to learn that St Vomit had missed out on the wooden spoon they so richly deserve. I nearly cried. But then I heard this news.

But I feel better now.

warburton lad · Joined: 26 Aug 2003

My thoughts go out to Andrew Maher, Sam Lane and Tim Lane with special mention to John Elliott who once described Footscray as , "... A tragic football club...!"

Karma is a bitch, Jack.

On the March · Joined: 14 Feb 2004

Where is the like button Confused

neil · Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland

This is such wonderful news
Sorry Tannin about your tears over St Vomit but sometimes things just workout even better

BazBoy · Joined: 11 Sep 2014

At time,s this season I have felt some despair ,some frustration on how the
Pies are traveling.
Then I cast my eye to the competition,s Scum and rejoice and remember that
scumbag Harris ridiculing us after the 1979 Granf Final loss.
Well you lot of rubbish way down there it,s came back to bite you on the #^*

ANNODAM · Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:21 am

May their misery last an eternity!

Jezza · 2023 PREMIERS! Joined: 06 Sep 2010 Location: Ponsford End

Geek · geek Joined: 06 Apr 2006 Location: Jacana

Rut da da da daaa, c'mon sing it with me kids

We are the Navy Blues
We're gonna win thaaa wooden spoon
We're the team that should be wearing brown
Stankest pile of shit in town

We are lamentable
We make ya throw up
Can't get our ends up
And our presidents are f***ing crim'nals
Where's my bloody 35 bucks?

Ok so the last line doesn't scan but it's fun to sing anyway.

piedys · Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:41 pm

qldmagpie67 · Joined: 18 Dec 2008

If this doesn't secure MM a knighthood then nothing will. All this time I thought he old bugger had lost the plot but then pow out of nowhere he delivers us the next best thing to a premiership a spoon to tthe scum.
Bolton I hope they are paying you a shite load because you will need it mate.
Let's hope they continue to use there wisdom on first round picks