Kanga financial crisis woes continue

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Greg Miller admitted Norf's financial recovery plans were in disarray tonight with the collapse in the world chocoloate crackle market.
The price of the chocolate crackle fell from 5c to 1.25c when it became public knowledge that instead of using cocoa and rice bubbles, Norf were cutting back on expenses and going straight to the coco pops. They had planned to save 1.35c on each chocolate crackle made in this way.

Nonetheless, with the chcocolate crackles they can no longer sell, they are able to pay Sav Rocca his quota of 20 chocolate crackles a week.

Greg Miller denied rumours that Wayne Schimmelbusch had not been paid for his cleaners job at Norf dating back to 1992.

Miller said, rather cryptically, "he cleaned us out alright, but not in the way you'd expect".

Schimmelbusch could not be contacted for comment.