Larry has lost it this time

Mike · Joined: 20 Sep 1996 Location: Lilydale, Tas.

His access that is. I suddenly find I have a short fuse, never noticed it before.

Anyway Larry's been banned (read and write) ...and I have to keep my promise - here are details of a couple of days of Larry's time, if anyone has the energy to use it, feel free - I don't.

horse.cc.monash.edu.au 130.194.11.93
01/Dec/1999 8:07:45 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
01/Dec/1999 8:08:02 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 8:08:20 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000037.html
01/Dec/1999 8:08:57 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000032.html
01/Dec/1999 8:10:15 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000035.html
01/Dec/1999 8:11:21 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=reply&forum=Victoria+Park+
01/Dec/1999 8:12:23 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 8:12:26 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000035.html

cow.cc.monash.edu.au 130.194.11.89
01/Dec/1999 10:28:06 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
01/Dec/1999 10:28:18 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 10:28:35 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000035.html
01/Dec/1999 10:29:45 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=reply&forum=Victoria+Park+
01/Dec/1999 10:33:33 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 10:33:38 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000035.html
01/Dec/1999 10:35:40 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 10:35:55 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000024.html
01/Dec/1999 10:37:00 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000035.html
01/Dec/1999 10:37:36 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=closethread&topic=000035.c
01/Dec/1999 10:37:58 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000035.html
01/Dec/1999 10:38:28 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=newtopic&number=7&forum=Vi
01/Dec/1999 10:39:09 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 10:39:12 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 10:39:20 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=newtopic&number=7&forum=Vi
01/Dec/1999 10:39:52 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 10:39:56 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 10:40:03 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=newtopic&number=7&forum=Vi
01/Dec/1999 10:41:21 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 10:41:24 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 10:41:53 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000040.html
01/Dec/1999 10:42:01 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=newtopic&number=7&forum=Vi
01/Dec/1999 10:42:48 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 10:42:51 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 10:42:58 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=newtopic&number=7&forum=Vi
01/Dec/1999 10:43:22 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 10:43:27 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 10:43:46 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=newtopic&number=7&forum=Vi

sheep.cc.monash.edu.au 130.194.11.90
01/Dec/1999 11:26:51 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
01/Dec/1999 11:27:02 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 11:27:22 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000042.html
01/Dec/1999 11:27:32 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=reply&forum=Victoria+Park+
01/Dec/1999 11:28:24 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 11:28:27 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000042.html
01/Dec/1999 11:28:35 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 11:28:37 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000041.html
01/Dec/1999 11:28:46 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=reply&forum=Victoria+Park+
01/Dec/1999 11:28:54 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 11:28:58 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000041.html
01/Dec/1999 11:29:05 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000041.html
01/Dec/1999 11:29:13 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000040.html
01/Dec/1999 11:29:19 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=reply&forum=Victoria+Park+
01/Dec/1999 11:29:53 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 11:29:57 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000040.html
01/Dec/1999 11:30:00 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
01/Dec/1999 11:30:10 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 11:30:19 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000039.html
01/Dec/1999 11:30:28 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=reply&forum=Victoria+Park+
01/Dec/1999 11:30:37 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 11:30:40 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000039.html
01/Dec/1999 11:30:45 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 11:30:52 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000038.html
01/Dec/1999 11:30:57 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=reply&forum=Victoria+Park+
01/Dec/1999 11:31:19 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 11:31:22 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000038.html
01/Dec/1999 11:31:35 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 11:32:05 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000026.html
01/Dec/1999 11:32:30 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=newtopic&number=7&forum=Vi
01/Dec/1999 11:33:58 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 11:34:03 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 11:34:06 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000043.html
01/Dec/1999 11:42:18 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
01/Dec/1999 11:42:26 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 11:42:31 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000044.html
01/Dec/1999 11:43:02 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=reply&forum=Victoria+Park+
01/Dec/1999 11:44:51 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 11:44:54 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000044.html
01/Dec/1999 11:45:12 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+

pig.cc.monash.edu.au
01/Dec/1999 12:17:19 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
01/Dec/1999 12:17:30 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 12:17:35 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000044.html

horse.cc.monash.edu.au 130.194.11.93
01/Dec/1999 1:20:14 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
01/Dec/1999 1:20:28 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 1:20:33 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000044.html
01/Dec/1999 1:22:16 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000042.html
01/Dec/1999 1:22:27 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=reply&forum=Victoria+Park+
01/Dec/1999 1:23:23 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
01/Dec/1999 1:23:25 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000042.html
01/Dec/1999 1:23:44 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000042.html
01/Dec/1999 1:24:01 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000043.html
01/Dec/1999 1:24:12 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=setprefs
01/Dec/1999 1:24:49 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000043.html

donkey.cc.monash.edu.au 130.194.11.92
01/Dec/1999 1:56:05 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
01/Dec/1999 1:56:19 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 1:56:27 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000044.html

pig.cc.monash.edu.au
01/Dec/1999 3:32:57 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
01/Dec/1999 3:33:05 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
01/Dec/1999 3:33:24 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000039.html
01/Dec/1999 3:33:43 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000035.html

cow.cc.monash.edu.au 130.194.11.89
08/Dec/1999 8:35:20 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
08/Dec/1999 8:35:28 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
08/Dec/1999 8:35:35 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000048.html
08/Dec/1999 8:36:43 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000035.html
08/Dec/1999 10:51:03 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
08/Dec/1999 10:51:13 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
08/Dec/1999 10:51:20 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000048.html
08/Dec/1999 10:52:14 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Lozza
08/Dec/1999 10:52:39 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Mike
08/Dec/1999 10:52:53 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Lozza
08/Dec/1999 10:53:11 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Clemo
08/Dec/1999 10:53:31 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=editpost&forum=Victoria+Pa
08/Dec/1999 10:53:49 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000048.html
08/Dec/1999 10:54:04 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=d
08/Dec/1999 10:54:56 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000026.html
08/Dec/1999 10:55:10 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=foxy
08/Dec/1999 10:55:31 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Damien
08/Dec/1999 10:55:51 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Pugsville
08/Dec/1999 10:56:19 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Newelly
08/Dec/1999 10:57:03 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=tone
08/Dec/1999 10:57:25 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=ZED
08/Dec/1999 10:57:45 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=London+Dave
08/Dec/1999 10:59:10 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Nick
08/Dec/1999 11:00:03 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000035.html
08/Dec/1999 11:00:43 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
08/Dec/1999 11:00:51 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000035.html
08/Dec/1999 11:01:41 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000048.html
08/Dec/1999 11:02:22 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000044.html
08/Dec/1999 11:03:21 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi?action=reply&forum=Victoria+Park+
08/Dec/1999 11:05:11 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000044.html
08/Dec/1999 11:05:24 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Mike
08/Dec/1999 11:06:11 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000044.html
08/Dec/1999 11:07:21 AM /nick/ubb-cgi/postings.cgi
08/Dec/1999 11:07:25 AM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000044.html

sheep.cc.monash.edu.au 130.194.11.90
08/Dec/1999 1:06:40 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
08/Dec/1999 1:06:49 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+
08/Dec/1999 1:06:58 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000044.html
08/Dec/1999 1:07:19 PM /nick/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000051.html

egg · Posted: Thu Dec 09, 1999 10:48 am

Mike,
Good work
that guy was a toss
as you know I don't follow the Pies
but that guy just crapped on and on
wouldn't you just love to sit next to him at the footy
(he is probably a 5 ft and 60kg computer geek who has never been to the footy)
anyway keep up the good work
egg

Mike · Joined: 20 Sep 1996 Location: Lilydale, Tas.

An interesting footnote:

Larry walks into his CAD class and goes to his favourite machine (the one with the bookmark to his favourite site):

horse.cc.monash.edu.au 130.194.11.93
08/Dec/1999 3:53:23 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
08/Dec/1999 3:53:36 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+

"This doesn't look right!"

He gets the person sitting next to him to read the screen.

"It says you're banned LL"

This is a great blow for Larry, what will he do now to convince his supervisor that his head's down and bum's up, he's sick of solitaire. Anyway, the computer cheats.

Five minutes pass and Larry starts to feel the first pangs of withdrawal. He gets up and stands behind the guy beside him.

"What are you doing? What's that thing? Oh, it's a urn. Well it'll never hold water made out of wire mesh like that. Get out of the way I need the machine for something important."

You see Larry's got it figured out. We can't possibly know who he is, so all he has to do is use another machine. Up here for ...errrr never mind. No bookmark in this machine, but he thinks he can remember how to get there.

pig.cc.monash.edu.au
08/Dec/1999 3:58:24 PM /
08/Dec/1999 3:58:31 PM /nick/
08/Dec/1999 3:58:42 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi
08/Dec/1999 3:58:54 PM /nick/ubb-cgi/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Victoria+

"Hey ...what's this say stupid?"

"It's the same as the other one LL - you're banned."

"It can't be, I've changed computers - how does it know?."

Comprehension slowly dawns and Larry looks nervously around. Who is it? Somebody here must run that Nick's site.

Last seen, Larry was playing musical chairs in the computer lab while making quick furtive movements of his head, so that he could catch a glimpse of the watcher. By that time everyone in the room was watching him and he started to feel victimised. It was a shame this wasn't America, he could really do with an AK47 right now.

Will Larry survive the night? Will Monash survive Larry? Who knows ...or cares.

Clemo · clemo Joined: 24 Mar 1998 Location: Mentone

3 Cheers for Mike and Nick
Hip, Hip, Oray !

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www.netspace.net.au/~clemo

SIB4897 · Posted: Fri Dec 10, 1999 4:52 am

The Monash University webmaster's e-mail address is wwwdev@monash.edu.au if anyone is interested...

Lozza · Posted: Sat Dec 11, 1999 4:23 pm

Mike,

Great work in ascertaining that info about Larry the Loser. Perhaps with your investigative powers you could let slip, accidently of course, the wankas address, home phone number, car rego, date of birth, driver's licence number, tax file number, his boyfriends name etc. Then we could really torture the ****er!!!

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Long Live Collingwood!!!

i hate larry and royboy · Posted: Sun Dec 12, 1999 3:57 pm

how do we use the details that have been given anyway?

mactiger · Posted: Mon Dec 13, 1999 6:02 pm

Well done Mike.

I don't follow the pies, but I am always reading everybodies messages on your site for the guys at work that do. And even I have had enough of reading Larry & RooBoys shit, while everyone else is posting serious stuff, although I do find some of the comments funny, even foxy's !!!!

Good Luck for 2000
Mactiger