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neil
Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland
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The AFL wants songs for teams when entering the ground.
Here is one for Carlscum
Goes to Nina's 99 red balloons
You and I, and all who hate them
Buy our tickets with the money we've got
See them free as they break the law
'Til one by one, they are gone
Back at base, Ratts to Sticks
Flash the message, "Some one's caught us"
Honest as pigs fly
Ninety-nine real douches go by
Ninety-nine types of douches
Tanking in the winters sky
Panic lads, it's a pr alert
There's someone here from the police
The law machine springs to life
Opens up one Cheque book
Focusing on the sly
Ninety-nine cheating douches
Ninety-nine rape complains
Ninety-nine lawyers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the lawyers out in a hurry
This is what we hate them for
This is it boys, this is war
The President is a turd
As ninety-nine real douches go by
Ninety-nine names of douches
Harris,Pratt,Whitnall and Fevola
Everyone's a total loser
Everyone's a total jerk
With orders to identify, to cheat and to lie
Tanking in the winter sky
As ninety-nine douches go by
Ninety-nine douches go by
Ninety-nine crimes they have had
Every one a total douche
Now it's all over and Judds standin' pretty
In this shit that was a city
If I could find a honest one
Just to prove the world was here
And Mitch is a fat loser
I think of cash and let it go
Apologies to anyone who actually liked the original song
For those too young http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4 _________________ Carlscum 120 years being cheating scum |
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Nick - Pie Man
Joined: 04 Aug 2010
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KAKA
Not dissing your work, but rather the idea that anything other than 'Good Old Collingwood Forever' is valid when our boys run out on to the ground. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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Always liked that song better in German. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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neil
Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland
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Nick - Pie Man wrote: | KAKA
Not dissing your work, but rather the idea that anything other than 'Good Old Collingwood Forever' is valid when our boys run out on to the ground. |
Read the OP its for Carlscum _________________ Carlscum 120 years being cheating scum |
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rambopriscilla
vvv USE FOUND FOR CAT!
Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Location: Yarra Valley
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neil wrote: | Nick - Pie Man wrote: | KAKA
Not dissing your work, but rather the idea that anything other than 'Good Old Collingwood Forever' is valid when our boys run out on to the ground. |
Read the OP its for Carlscum |
Yeah..... you said the AFL want songs for teams entering the ground...so I agree, when Collingwood run out they should play something like.. I dunno... Good Old Collingwood Forever? And see if that catches on.
And this is undoubtedly the best ever version for the Scum...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb4dZu2v8FE
Cracks me up every time. _________________ - "Number 42? I see you've got Darren Millane in the Heaven footy side"
- "No that's God. He just tries to play like Millane" |
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