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neil Sagittarius



Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Location: Queensland

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:24 pm
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The AFL wants songs for teams when entering the ground.

Here is one for Carlscum

Goes to Nina's 99 red balloons

You and I, and all who hate them
Buy our tickets with the money we've got
See them free as they break the law
'Til one by one, they are gone

Back at base, Ratts to Sticks
Flash the message, "Some one's caught us"
Honest as pigs fly
Ninety-nine real douches go by

Ninety-nine types of douches
Tanking in the winters sky
Panic lads, it's a pr alert
There's someone here from the police

The law machine springs to life
Opens up one Cheque book
Focusing on the sly
Ninety-nine cheating douches

Ninety-nine rape complains
Ninety-nine lawyers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the lawyers out in a hurry

This is what we hate them for
This is it boys, this is war
The President is a turd
As ninety-nine real douches go by

Ninety-nine names of douches
Harris,Pratt,Whitnall and Fevola
Everyone's a total loser
Everyone's a total jerk

With orders to identify, to cheat and to lie
Tanking in the winter sky
As ninety-nine douches go by
Ninety-nine douches go by

Ninety-nine crimes they have had
Every one a total douche
Now it's all over and Judds standin' pretty
In this shit that was a city

If I could find a honest one
Just to prove the world was here
And Mitch is a fat loser
I think of cash and let it go


Apologies to anyone who actually liked the original song

For those too young http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4

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Nick - Pie Man 



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:05 pm
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KAKA

Not dissing your work, but rather the idea that anything other than 'Good Old Collingwood Forever' is valid when our boys run out on to the ground.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:32 pm
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Always liked that song better in German. Wink
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neil Sagittarius



Joined: 08 Sep 2005
Location: Queensland

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:34 pm
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Nick - Pie Man wrote:
KAKA

Not dissing your work, but rather the idea that anything other than 'Good Old Collingwood Forever' is valid when our boys run out on to the ground.


Read the OP its for Carlscum

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rambopriscilla Sagittarius

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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Location: Yarra Valley

PostPosted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:45 pm
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neil wrote:
Nick - Pie Man wrote:
KAKA

Not dissing your work, but rather the idea that anything other than 'Good Old Collingwood Forever' is valid when our boys run out on to the ground.


Read the OP its for Carlscum

Yeah..... you said the AFL want songs for teams entering the ground...so I agree, when Collingwood run out they should play something like.. I dunno... Good Old Collingwood Forever? And see if that catches on.

And this is undoubtedly the best ever version for the Scum...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb4dZu2v8FE
Cracks me up every time.

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