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stui magpie Gemini

Oh, the Premiership's a cakewalk


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 10:58 am
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David wrote:
Line from a pornographic video: "I think [Vladimir Mayakovsky] would love seeing a girl twerking while holding his books. It’s a pity he’s already dead."


WTF kind of porno's are you watching? Shocked Confused

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 11:54 am
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Only the classiest material, Stui. Wink
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stui magpie Gemini

Oh, the Premiership's a cakewalk


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 2:36 pm
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Speaking of classy, Swanny gave the Brownlow a bit of a bake during the telecast,

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/dane-swans-twitter-spree-was-the-real-winner-on-brownlow-medal-night/news-story/454466a9b100e3ff7e914bdd9b54fec6

My favourite being his description of Dangerfield's outfit.

Quote:
“Danger is either going to field 80 overs at square leg or he’s about to tame a few lions at the circus. What the hell is that outfit,” Swan wrote.

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 3:34 pm
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oh my god his comments are so funny, thanks for sharing!!!
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What'sinaname Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 5:30 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
David wrote:
Line from a pornographic video: "I think [Vladimir Mayakovsky] would love seeing a girl twerking while holding his books. It’s a pity he’s already dead."


WTF kind of porno's are you watching? Shocked Confused


Pornos have words?

weird.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 7:47 pm
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https://twitter.com/i/status/1317705444509372417

Dan being trolled by WA nightclubs.

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 10:17 pm
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What'sinaname wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
David wrote:
Line from a pornographic video: "I think [Vladimir Mayakovsky] would love seeing a girl twerking while holding his books. It’s a pity he’s already dead."


WTF kind of porno's are you watching? Shocked Confused


Pornos have words?

weird.


Since around 1927, I believe! Not sure what year you're in over there, but wait a bit and they'll be in colour someday too. Wink

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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:49 pm
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This judgement from the Supreme Court in WA by “Master Sanderson”:

If you’ve got a minute this is brilliant, funny, intelligent and sad all in one:

http://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/wa/WASC/2020/347.html?fbclid=IwAR0IBNKhbn-HPDrzHShGp-Kl1QN45sphiWjKM-Cnbk5ptaiMjymAQ1v7T6I

Shown to me by my youngest.

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stui magpie Gemini

Oh, the Premiership's a cakewalk


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 4:59 pm
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Got a message from my cousin last night wanting to book in some time at the house in Toc in early December. I gave her a key ages ago, she just checks in when she wants to stay there to make sure it's empty and all good. I don't charge her anything even though she's offered several times.

I assume she'll see her mum who lives in town but not stay there, which is probably a good thing for both of them.

Her mum actually rang up out of the blue yesterday too. She'd been for a drive past my house (she really shouldn't be driving) and it's still standing so that's a bonus

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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 8:02 am
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VaXlMvAvk
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Dark Beanie Gemini



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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 10:59 am
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Laughing Laughing
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 11:23 am
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I'm not usually much of a fan of SNL, but that was pretty good. Laughing
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 7:26 pm
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When I say "lol" I'm usually not actually laughing out loud, but seeing the top Tweet here was an exception:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

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swoop42 Virgo

Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:37 pm
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Rudy Giuliani's head seemingly melting in front of a world wide audience.

The say it's hair dye but I wouldn't rule out a rotting brain.

What a fall from grace for the man who was mayor of New York on that fateful day in September 2001.

He's the terrorist now.

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swoop42 Virgo

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All those lawyers standing behind Giuliani today looked like the left overs after the best and brightest had already been selected by the owners of two competing law firms.

What a dowdy looking bunch.

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