Nick's Collingwood Bulletin Board Forum Index
 The RulesThe Rules FAQFAQ
   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   CalendarCalendar   SearchSearch 
Log inLog in RegisterRegister
 
What made me laugh today...

Users browsing this topic:0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 0 Guests
Registered Users: None

Post new topic   This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.    Nick's Collingwood Bulletin Board Forum Index -> Victoria Park Tavern
 
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 189, 190, 191 ... 198, 199, 200  Next
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
think positive Libra

Side By Side


Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:32 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

stui magpie wrote:
think positive wrote:
Man Novak Djokovic dropped that poor linewoman so hard.

Personally I’m glad he’s out, grand slams played with none of the other top players will have at least an imaginary * next to them.


Nick Kyrgios put out this Tweet about it, including the poll Laughing

Quote:

Nicholas Kyrgios
@NickKyrgios
Swap me for jokers incident. ‘Accidentally hitting the ball kid in the throat’ how many years would I be banned for?
5? 28.7%
10? 16.7%
20? 54.6%

75,001 votes · 21 hours left


I voted 5. Razz

im not on twitter, but i tried to vote 20!!! i love the humour of this!!

_________________
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
David Libra

I dare you to try


Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:05 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

No fan of Djokovic, but got to say it’s a stiff penalty for what was basically an accident. As a comparison, imagine if Collingwood automatically lost a final because a player kicked the ball away in frustration on the quarter time siren and it hit an umpire or cameraperson in the head. Laughing
_________________
All watched over by machines of loving grace
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger  
think positive Libra

Side By Side


Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:09 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

David wrote:
No fan of Djokovic, but got to say it’s a stiff penalty for what was basically an accident. As a comparison, imagine if Collingwood automatically lost a final because a player kicked the ball away in frustration on the quarter time siren and it hit an umpire or cameraperson in the head. Laughing

as long as its misses the lens i agree!!!

_________________
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
eddiesmith Taurus

Lets get ready to Rumble


Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Location: Lexus Centre

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:09 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor comparison because it’s an individual sport

But if a player did it at any non AFL level, they’d risk being red carded, absolutely
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
think positive Libra

Side By Side


Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:13 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

eddiesmith wrote:
Poor comparison because it’s an individual sport

But if a player did it at any non AFL level, they’d risk being red carded, absolutely
red cards should be brought in, not necessarily for that though!

the brissy hits on Nick Riewoldt shoulder come to mind, and Barry Hall, anything he did!

_________________
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
David Libra

I dare you to try


Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:15 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

I mean, in soccer you’d get red carded for being in the vicinity of Neymar when he trips over a patch of grass, so I’m not sure that’s the best comparison. Laughing

Not sure how other sports compare, but in isolation I do find the whole sportsmanship pantomime in tennis a bit ridiculous. For me, Djokovic’s action was about on par with accidentally running into and knocking out the umpire in a football game (it was certainly no more malicious). Individual sport or not, you really want a match of any kind decided that way?

_________________
All watched over by machines of loving grace
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger  
eddiesmith Taurus

Lets get ready to Rumble


Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Location: Lexus Centre

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:16 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

think positive wrote:
eddiesmith wrote:
Poor comparison because it’s an individual sport

But if a player did it at any non AFL level, they’d risk being red carded, absolutely
red cards should be brought in, not necessarily for that though!

the brissy hits on Nick Riewoldt shoulder come to mind, and Barry Hall, anything he did!


Oh god, I don’t know I’d trust the AFL umpires enough!

Opening minute of the grand final we’d end up with Pendles red carded!!!

The NRL is doing a crackdown and someone got sent off because whilst he was lining someone up the ref called time and as he didn’t hear, got sent off for an out of play hit...Wasn’t even high but that didn’t matter!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
eddiesmith Taurus

Lets get ready to Rumble


Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Location: Lexus Centre

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:19 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

David wrote:
I mean, in soccer you’d get red carded for being in the vicinity of Neymar when he trips over a patch of grass, so I’m not sure that’s the best comparison. Laughing

Not sure how other sports compare, but in isolation I do find the whole sportsmanship pantomime in tennis a bit ridiculous. For me, Djokovic’s action was about on par with accidentally running into and knocking out the umpire in a football game (it was certainly no more malicious). Individual sport or not, you really want a match of any kind decided that way?


But with a sport that had DQ or red cards, they’d be sent off.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
David Libra

I dare you to try


Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:37 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

I mean ... maybe? Surely refs get taken out from time to time in a range of sports, and I don’t think it necessarily results in a send-off or default. A deliberate, malicious, John Bourke–style attack? Sure. But Djokovic’s act was reckless at worst.
_________________
All watched over by machines of loving grace
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger  
Pies4shaw Leo

pies4shaw


Joined: 08 Oct 2007


PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 2:53 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

David wrote:
I mean, in soccer you’d get red carded for being in the vicinity of Neymar when he trips over a patch of grass, so I’m not sure that’s the best comparison. Laughing

Not sure how other sports compare, but in isolation I do find the whole sportsmanship pantomime in tennis a bit ridiculous. For me, Djokovic’s action was about on par with accidentally running into and knocking out the umpire in a football game (it was certainly no more malicious). Individual sport or not, you really want a match of any kind decided that way?

Actually, in soccer, you get sent directly to COVID-19 isolation for being in the vicinity of Neymar: https://www.foxsports.com.au/football/neymar-has-coronavirus-football-news-psg-paris-saintgermain-covid-outbreak/news-story/e09976ba8e350d3ca2f718721c06073e
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
Sicks Bux Sagittarius

Hal 2003-2019


Joined: 30 Jun 2020
Location: Me Island Ome

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 4:38 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

Matthew Lloyd has come out and called Essendon a laughing stock. Him saying that makes them even funnier. Laughing
_________________
The beatings will continue until moral improves.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
think positive Libra

Side By Side


Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 5:50 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

Sicks Bux wrote:
Matthew Lloyd has come out and called Essendon a laughing stock. Him saying that makes them even funnier. Laughing

awesome, but gees i wish it was Sam about Geefricklong!

_________________
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
David Libra

I dare you to try


Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:19 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

Sam is a laughing-stock, so not sure there’s much he could say about Geelong that wouldn’t be taken as a compliment!
_________________
All watched over by machines of loving grace
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger  
David Libra

I dare you to try


Joined: 27 Jul 2003
Location: Andromeda

PostPosted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 10:46 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

Line from a pornographic video: "I think [Vladimir Mayakovsky] would love seeing a girl twerking while holding his books. It’s a pity he’s already dead."
_________________
All watched over by machines of loving grace
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger  
think positive Libra

Side By Side


Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere

PostPosted: Thu Sep 10, 2020 11:14 am
Post subject: Reply with quote

gees the guy really is an arrogant tool!

"The lineswoman incident was bad enough. It was not intentional but it was reckless. It was clear grounds for disqualification yet Djokovic argued the point for 10 minutes, knowing what was at stake.

"You're going to choose a default in this situation?" he asked the chair umpire and tournament referee. "My career, Grand Slam, centre stage?"

Djokovic - who stooped to arguing: "She doesn't have to go to hospital for this" - then fled Flushing Meadows without facing questions from the press. It was unbecoming of the world No.1, let alone a historic champion.'

i will always be a Rafa fan, but i didnt mind this guy, however this is not a pretty read! i wonder if he is enjoying the snow!!

https://wwos.nine.com.au/tennis/novak-djokovic-us-open-default-hitting-lineswoman-temper-legacy-impact/5642e873-055d-4de2-88a6-4e583497e4a8

_________________
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.    Nick's Collingwood Bulletin Board Forum Index -> Victoria Park Tavern All times are GMT + 11 Hours

Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 189, 190, 191 ... 198, 199, 200  Next
Page 190 of 200   

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum



Privacy Policy

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group