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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2020 6:42 pm
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One for Tannin,

Apparently Gen Z are intimidated by Full Stops. They consider them to be blunt, abrupt and unfriendly and people who use them are viewed as insincere.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8657089/Full-stop-intimidating-young-people-interpret-sign-anger-linguists-say.html

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2020 7:40 pm
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Faaaark.......
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:38 pm
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Whats really annoying are people who dont get what an exclamation mark is!!!

As in Im so sorry george blogs died!!!!

so this morning i woke up at 7, went to the loo, went back to bed, usually i dont fall back asleep but i must have, at 7.09 i got a jab in the ribs, and a coffee (with no milk grr) shoved at me and the oh so loving words "i heard a big fart so i thought you were awake!"

in my defence me and the 2 girls all have a gut ache!

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:42 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
One for Tannin,

Apparently Gen Z are intimidated by Full Stops. They consider them to be blunt, abrupt and unfriendly and people who use them are viewed as insincere.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8657089/Full-stop-intimidating-young-people-interpret-sign-anger-linguists-say.html


Only boomers would think this article isn't bullshit. Laughing

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 5:53 pm
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David wrote:
Only boomers would think this article isn't bullshit. Laughing


Nonsense.

Utter twaddle, David.

There are some intelligent, articulate people amongst the hordes of illiterate Millennials and Gen XYZers. Quite possibly dozens of them.

At least I think so.

Probably.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 6:24 pm
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think positive wrote:
Whats really annoying are people who dont get what an exclamation mark is!!!

As in Im so sorry george blogs died!!!!

so this morning i woke up at 7, went to the loo, went back to bed, usually i dont fall back asleep but i must have, at 7.09 i got a jab in the ribs, and a coffee (with no milk grr) shoved at me and the oh so loving words "i heard a big fart so i thought you were awake!"

in my defence me and the 2 girls all have a gut ache!


Laughing It's not a fart, it's a self Covid test. If you haven't lost your sense of smell, you probably don't have Covid. Razz Wink

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Hehe, 2 $$%^%%$ days, oh man, so crook, I feel like I went a few rounds with a boxer. Not sick today though, thank god. 10 days to go hopefully, not much t9 laugh at right now, I really feel for people on their own, and anyone going through a tough time, end of life, funerals with 10 people, it’s a real wake up call, hopefully the world listens but I doubt it. Looking at the US, I can’t see any country with half a brain allowing flights except for necessities for years. I honestly dont see how they recover from this and the riots, so much destruction, so many deaths. It’s not all Trumps fault, it’s been coming for years, the perfect storm.
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Watching the Tour De frog last night They were featuring the bloke dressed as the devil and giving us some background etc. Quite amusing . Then as the peleton approached the riders were throwing empty water bottles at him. After my girlfriends mate died 2 days ago and a pommy bloke I used to frink with 4 days ago I needed a laugh.
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A marijuana delivery service using a drone drops bags of marijuana in a public square in Tel-Aviv Laughing Laughing

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/drone-drops-sacks-of-marijuana-over-tel-avivs-rabin-square/

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:16 am
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the riders were throwing empty water bottles at him


Social distancing, cyclist-style.

Drug-crazed morons.

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stui magpie Gemini

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watt price tully wrote:
A marijuana delivery service using a drone drops bags of marijuana in a public square in Tel-Aviv Laughing Laughing

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/drone-drops-sacks-of-marijuana-over-tel-avivs-rabin-square/


Very nice of him and great way to advertise his business, providing free samples to the public. Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 5:41 pm
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If Trump loses the election, this is what will happen to the media Laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDKUB7I-5fY

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 9:11 am
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Man Novak Djokovic dropped that poor linewoman so hard.

Personally I’m glad he’s out, grand slams played with none of the other top players will have at least an imaginary * next to them.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 11:09 am
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Jezza wrote:
If Trump loses the election, this is what will happen to the media Laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDKUB7I-5fY


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 11:21 am
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think positive wrote:
Man Novak Djokovic dropped that poor linewoman so hard.

Personally I’m glad he’s out, grand slams played with none of the other top players will have at least an imaginary * next to them.


Nick Kyrgios put out this Tweet about it, including the poll Laughing

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Nicholas Kyrgios
@NickKyrgios
Swap me for jokers incident. ‘Accidentally hitting the ball kid in the throat’ how many years would I be banned for?
5? 28.7%
10? 16.7%
20? 54.6%

75,001 votes · 21 hours left


I voted 5. Razz

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