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watt price tully
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Bloody iPhone! _________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
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watt price tully wrote: | Bloody iPhone |
Take the hint, bin it and get a Samsung _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Tannin
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Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Bin the iTHing, sure. But why buy an overpriced, under-performing Samsung? _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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stui magpie
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I've been driving Samsung smart phones for 10+ years, never had a problem with them.
Anyway, back on topic, could go here, the Coronavirus thread or the Darwin award but I'll stick it here.
Came home from Toc this morning, decided to top the fuel tank up before I left rather than go to one of the roudhouses on the Hume.
So pulled up at the pump, they had a box of those disposable latex gloves sticky taped to the pump. Nice touch. I had a small bottle of hand sanitiser with me but didn't need to use it now.
So, put glove on right hand, open catch to fuel tank with left hand, right hand picks up fuel nozzle, pumps fuel and replaces nozzle on pump, remove glove and put in bin. Bare skin has touched nothing I didn't bring with me, gloved has touched nothing but fuel nozzle.
See old mate at the next pump starting to walk into the shop. He too had gone the one glove option, however I'm not sure he actually understood the science behind this as captain dumbfuck was still wearing the glove and using the hand wearing it to pull his wallet out and dig through it looking for cash or card thereby ensuring that whatever germs may have been on the outside of that glove were now in his wallet _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Tannin
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^ Yup. Easy done though. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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Pi
Joined: 13 Feb 2006 Location: SA
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Jezza
2023 PREMIERS!
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^ Reminds me of this coming out of Iran
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23QqBOLf48o _________________ | 1902 | 1903 | 1910 | 1917 | 1919 | 1927 | 1928 | 1929 | 1930 | 1935 | 1936 | 1953 | 1958 | 1990 | 2010 | 2023 | |
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stui magpie
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Some of those idiots should be in the Darwin Awards thread.
Also in Iran, apparently people are dying of methanol poisoning. Someone somehow clearly stuffed up the "Alcohol kills germs" bit and convinced people with minimal access to drinkable alcohol that snorting metho (or the locally manufactured equivalent) can kill the virus rather than wiping it on your hands and stuff. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Skids
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
Joined: 11 Sep 2007 Location: Joined 3/6/02 . Member #175
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I was cleaning out the shed and found a water pistol... I made videos of me sneaking up on everyone and unleashing a barrage of water shots whilst screaming "PEW PEW PEW". _________________ Don't count the days, make the days count. |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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You should post that skids! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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stui magpie
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Watching My House rules. the 2 w0g boys, Luxury and Glamour, are compulsory viewing. Lebs I think, both live at home with mum who panders to them (while Dad is like, find a wife and far coff), one is a lawyer with no drivers licence and NFI in general but has a fast smart mouth and his mate who is a builder and admitted he'd never made a bed in his life.
Geez I hope they go all the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Lsc2bUFP8 _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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luvdids
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Page 28 of the Pell thread |
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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think positive
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That’s a cracker! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Tannin
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Brilliant! _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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