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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:39 pm
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Bloody iPhone!
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:54 pm
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watt price tully wrote:
Bloody iPhone


Take the hint, bin it and get a Samsung

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:03 am
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Bin the iTHing, sure. But why buy an overpriced, under-performing Samsung?
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:07 pm
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I've been driving Samsung smart phones for 10+ years, never had a problem with them.

Anyway, back on topic, could go here, the Coronavirus thread or the Darwin award but I'll stick it here.

Came home from Toc this morning, decided to top the fuel tank up before I left rather than go to one of the roudhouses on the Hume.

So pulled up at the pump, they had a box of those disposable latex gloves sticky taped to the pump. Nice touch. I had a small bottle of hand sanitiser with me but didn't need to use it now.

So, put glove on right hand, open catch to fuel tank with left hand, right hand picks up fuel nozzle, pumps fuel and replaces nozzle on pump, remove glove and put in bin. Bare skin has touched nothing I didn't bring with me, gloved has touched nothing but fuel nozzle.

See old mate at the next pump starting to walk into the shop. He too had gone the one glove option, however I'm not sure he actually understood the science behind this as captain dumbfuck was still wearing the glove and using the hand wearing it to pull his wallet out and dig through it looking for cash or card thereby ensuring that whatever germs may have been on the outside of that glove were now in his wallet

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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 7:34 pm
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^ Yup. Easy done though.
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Pi Gemini



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 1:57 pm
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I cant verify the truth on this one:

https://www.newsweek.com/conservative-pastor-who-refused-close-church-amid-coronavirus-pandemic-suggests-god-will-help-1494903

if true its hilarious

"dont tempt him shallow ones; is not the miracle of the toilet rolls enough?"

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:32 pm
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^ Reminds me of this coming out of Iran Laughing Shocked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23QqBOLf48o

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 9:52 pm
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^

Some of those idiots should be in the Darwin Awards thread.

Also in Iran, apparently people are dying of methanol poisoning. Someone somehow clearly stuffed up the "Alcohol kills germs" bit and convinced people with minimal access to drinkable alcohol that snorting metho (or the locally manufactured equivalent) can kill the virus rather than wiping it on your hands and stuff.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 9:13 am
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I was cleaning out the shed and found a water pistol... I made videos of me sneaking up on everyone and unleashing a barrage of water shots whilst screaming "PEW PEW PEW". Shocked Laughing
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:57 pm
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You should post that skids!
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:29 pm
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Watching My House rules. the 2 w0g boys, Luxury and Glamour, are compulsory viewing. Lebs I think, both live at home with mum who panders to them (while Dad is like, find a wife and far coff), one is a lawyer with no drivers licence and NFI in general but has a fast smart mouth and his mate who is a builder and admitted he'd never made a bed in his life.

Geez I hope they go all the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Lsc2bUFP8

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 11:15 am
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Page 28 of the Pell thread Laughing
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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 1:07 am
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https://www.fm104.ie/news/sport/bbc-sports-reporter-resorts-to-commentating-on-his-dogs/
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:05 am
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That’s a cracker!
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 9:41 am
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Brilliant!
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