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stui magpie 
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2 things on the same video call from the same bloke.
1. First time he'd seen me since I shaved my head last week, he reckons I look like Michael Caine. Considering he's 30 years older than me I'm not sure that's a compliment.
2. He made a comment about watching The Bourne Identity with his kids while his wife was out and said he was a bad Dad. I commented that at least he hadn't watched Jackass with them, he replied with " Oh god no, my kids are stupid, they'd try to copy what they saw" 
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Hehehe, that’s funny!
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https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/watch-collingwood-debutants-mother-steals-the-show-with-hilarious-video-call/news-story/5f4d88ed15c74f0619a82081f03a8c08
The hilarious video call went viral on social media when the Magpies announced his inclusion on Wednesday.
“Oh f*** off, are you joking? I can’t. Oh my god, Trey, that is unbelievable. Are you stirring me up?” Fiona said.
But it was a punchline that had many of his teammates crying with laughter.
“Trey, that is so good. I can’t believe it! What, the whole team fall over or something, did they?”
Despite Fiona’s cheeky statement, she left Ruscoe with one final message.
“No I’m so proud of you darl. I can’t believe so quick. Good on you darling, I’m really happy for you,” she said.
“Make sure you go out there and do the colours proud all right. Don’t be a big wuss.”
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^ Love his mum's reaction. Priceless!
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i love Reids reaction!!!
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Jezza
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| think positive wrote: | | i love Reids reaction!!! |
Sidebottom's reaction as well
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| Jezza wrote: | | think positive wrote: | | i love Reids reaction!!! |
Sidebottom's reaction as well |
yup, i hope he kicks on tonight and they have a camera on mum - thats a mum after my own heart, all together now **** ME!
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Bloke who used to be a friend of my son 10 years ago contacted me on Facebook Messenger, looking for the recipe to the Demon Juice I made for a housewarming 8-10 years ago.
He remembered it fondly and said he had some mates he wanted to kill, so I gave it to him. Sounded like a community service.  
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| stui magpie wrote: | Bloke who used to be a friend of my son 10 years ago contacted me on Facebook Messenger, looking for the recipe to the Demon Juice I made for a housewarming 8-10 years ago.
He remembered it fondly and said he had some mates he wanted to kill, so I gave it to him. Sounded like a community service. |
😉😉
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maybe im being a bitch but seeing the Simonds family and a fox kid cop it on their boat in Qld made me laugh!
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stui magpie
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Nah, I got a smile out of that too.
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| think positive wrote: | | maybe im being a bitch but seeing the Simonds family and a fox kid cop it on their boat in Qld made me laugh! |
That made me laugh as well 
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Apparently a person turned up to ED because their dealer couldn't deal because of the Coronavirus restrictions. He presented to ED asking mental health if they knew where he could score 😂
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stui magpie
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^^
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