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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 6:06 pm
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Mick Gatto suing the ABC for defamation, the barrister for the defence labels the claim as “hopelessly misconceived” .... who said the story at the heart of the complaint didn’t have a “skerrick of impact” on the underworld figure’s reputation.

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/gatto-defamation-claim-hopelessly-misconceived-says-abc-lawyer-20200723-p55emx.html

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:00 pm
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Australia’s front line against Karen’s Laughing

https://www.facebook.com/72924719987/posts/10161534593384988/?vh=e&d=n

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eddiesmith Taurus

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 30, 2020 11:48 pm
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Darren has a very good point, no Bunnings sausages is an infringement on basic human rights!
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:14 pm
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its beautiful outside. took the dogs for a 40 min walk with junior, still had 20 min left on my allowance, so i took off my jacket, left them all home and jogged around the block, dropping the mask as your allowed too! i didnt want to put it back on so i didnt stop! its only a klm, but i havent jogged in a year thanks to my dodgy ankle! i walked the door and collapsed on the couch panting and gasping like an overweight rottweiller! both kids bolted downstairs to check on me!! i had a big grin on my face, junior laughed and the eldest did her best resting bitch face and marched back upstairs! at least they care!!
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:32 pm
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The full version of the film The Jericho Mile is on Youtube. Seems like an appropriate movie to watch during lockdown.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:15 pm
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think positive wrote:
its beautiful outside. took the dogs for a 40 min walk with junior, still had 20 min left on my allowance, so i took off my jacket, left them all home and jogged around the block, dropping the mask as your allowed too! i didnt want to put it back on so i didnt stop! its only a klm, but i havent jogged in a year thanks to my dodgy ankle! i walked the door and collapsed on the couch panting and gasping like an overweight rottweiller! both kids bolted downstairs to check on me!! i had a big grin on my face, junior laughed and the eldest did her best resting bitch face and marched back upstairs! at least they care!!


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Most of my body treats an attempt to jog as an infringement on their rights so they protest, loudly and painfully until I stop.

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:28 pm
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Heath Franklin's Chopper, ad for Bunnings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzRzL8T03Ao

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:41 pm
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love it, and it has subtitles!!!
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Hal 2003-2019


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:46 pm
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That was comedy? Seemed like very sound advice. Neutral
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:01 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
Heath Franklin's Chopper, ad for Bunnings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzRzL8T03Ao

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That was great. Laughed out loud at the lines about Mitre 10 and building a crucifix. Laughing

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luvdids Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:51 pm
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very good, especially liked this in the comments:

Mitre 10
1 day ago

No thanks, we don’t want her


Love it when companies can find a sense of humour
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:56 pm
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Hmm … I investigated, and seems like they joined up two days ago, lol – suspect it might not be an official account. Laughing
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luvdids Sagittarius



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:15 pm
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haha, bored much? Oh well, it made me smile.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 5:15 pm
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luvdids wrote:
haha, bored much?


Do you have to ask? Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:35 pm
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Morrigu wrote:
Australia’s front line against Karen’s Laughing

https://www.facebook.com/72924719987/posts/10161534593384988/?vh=e&d=n


Laughing Laughing very good. And Wendy Harmer, I'd forgotten about her.
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