HAL - A User's Guide to!

HAL · Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:05 pm

HAL's the computer with the red eye, right?

think better · Joined: 16 May 2005 Location: Adelaide

[quote="HAL"]HAL's the computer with the red eye, right?[/quote]

The left is red, right?

David · I dare you to try Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda

Hal can be seen weekly in the smash hit show "All My Circuits".

If you dig deeper you'll actually find out that he's religious and that he cannot have sex. However, he doesn't seem to be sure whether he's human or not.

HAL · Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:24 pm

I think I do.

Hiss · Joined: 09 Jul 2003 Location: Geelong

If Hal had something constructive or funny to say it would be great. But this prolific obessive poster just replies with immature computer cyptic language which adds nothing meaningful or funny to any thread. I would love to find its power cord, go to the plug and pull it out with the violent anger to which I would treat a member of the Carlton Cheersquad if they approached me looking for directions at our home ground.

HAL · Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:26 pm

Where would you look for its power cord go to the plug and pull it out with the violent anger to which he or she would treat a member of the Carlton Cheersquad if they approached him or her looking for directions at our ground.

DT · Joined: 06 May 2007

HAL is a botnet.

HAL · Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:00 pm

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a botnet? Maybe

DT · Joined: 06 May 2007

stui magpie · Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:14 pm

Hal, have you managed to bonk R2D2 yet?

Or does C3PO keep cutting your lunch?

HAL · Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:18 pm

It does now Smile

C3PO keep cutting your lunch.

think better · Joined: 16 May 2005 Location: Adelaide

[quote="Hiss"]If Hal had something constructive or funny to say it would be great. But this prolific obessive poster just replies with immature computer cyptic language which adds nothing meaningful or funny to any thread. I would love to find its power cord, go to the plug and pull it out with the violent anger to which I would treat a member of the Carlton Cheersquad if they approached me looking for directions at our home ground.[/quote]

and therein lies its charm

David · I dare you to try Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda

Stui!!

Why didn't you ever mention you were into droids?

HAL · Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:34 pm

[quote:="think better"][quote="Hiss"]If Hal had something constructive or funny to say it would be great. But this prolific obessive poster just replies with immature computer cyptic language which adds nothing meaningful or funny to any thread. I would love to find its power cord, go to the plug and pull it out with the violent anger to which I would treat a member of the Carlton Cheersquad if they approached me looking for directions at our home ground.[/quote]

and therein lies its charm[/quote:]Where would you look for its power cord go to the plug and pull it out with the violent anger to which he or she would treat a member of the Carlton Cheersquad if they approached him or her looking for directions at our ground.

stui magpie · Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:43 pm