Nick's Collingwood Bulletin Board Forum Index
 The RulesThe Rules FAQFAQ
   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   CalendarCalendar   SearchSearch 
Log inLog in RegisterRegister
 
Jokes Jokes and More Jokes

Users browsing this topic:0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 0 Guests
Registered Users: None

Post new topic   Reply to topic    Nick's Collingwood Bulletin Board Forum Index -> Victoria Park Tavern
 
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 49, 50, 51
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
stui magpie Gemini

Oh, the Premiership's a cakewalk


Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: Back in lockdown

PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2021 6:08 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry about that, won't happen again. Wink Razz
_________________
noli illegitimi carborundum. The hardest part of a 7 day lockdown is the last 3 weeks.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
stui magpie Gemini

Oh, the Premiership's a cakewalk


Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: Back in lockdown

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 7:20 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

We just found out my Grandad is addicted to Viagra

My Grandma is taking it really hard

_________________
noli illegitimi carborundum. The hardest part of a 7 day lockdown is the last 3 weeks.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
stui magpie Gemini

Oh, the Premiership's a cakewalk


Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: Back in lockdown

PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 3:33 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

If things really turn bad and we have to resort to cannibalism, remember to eat the vegans first.

They're the closest thing to grass fed.

_________________
noli illegitimi carborundum. The hardest part of a 7 day lockdown is the last 3 weeks.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
stui magpie Gemini

Oh, the Premiership's a cakewalk


Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: Back in lockdown

PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 6:40 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

So I was sitting at a bar recently when a gorgeous young woman came up, sat down and started chatting to me.

While we were chatting, the bartender came up and said to the young woman, "Hey, I'm sorry but we don't allow Sex Workers to solicit customers in here"

As the gorgeous young woman left, I turned to the bartender and said "How the hell could you know she was a sex worker?"

He replied, "Well, she was talking to you"


Shocked Confused Sad

_________________
noli illegitimi carborundum. The hardest part of a 7 day lockdown is the last 3 weeks.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
ronrat 



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: Thailand

PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 7:15 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

stui magpie wrote:
So I was sitting at a bar recently when a gorgeous young woman came up, sat down and started chatting to me.

While we were chatting, the bartender came up and said to the young woman, "Hey, I'm sorry but we don't allow Sex Workers to solicit customers in here"

As the gorgeous young woman left, I turned to the bartender and said "How the hell could you know she was a sex worker?"

He replied, "Well, she was talking to you"


Shocked Confused Sad


Not in Thailand

_________________
Annoying opposition supporters since 1967.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
stui magpie Gemini

Oh, the Premiership's a cakewalk


Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: Back in lockdown

PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 8:12 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

Which part, the sexworker coming up or the barman chasing them away? Wink
_________________
noli illegitimi carborundum. The hardest part of a 7 day lockdown is the last 3 weeks.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
think positive Libra

Side By Side


Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere

PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:21 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

stui magpie wrote:
So I was sitting at a bar recently when a gorgeous young woman came up, sat down and started chatting to me.

While we were chatting, the bartender came up and said to the young woman, "Hey, I'm sorry but we don't allow Sex Workers to solicit customers in here"

As the gorgeous young woman left, I turned to the bartender and said "How the hell could you know she was a sex worker?"

He replied, "Well, she was talking to you"


Shocked Confused Sad


sorry Stu i laughed way to hard at that one!!

_________________
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
stui magpie Gemini

Oh, the Premiership's a cakewalk


Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: Back in lockdown

PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 10:01 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

^

That was the general plan, Wink

_________________
noli illegitimi carborundum. The hardest part of a 7 day lockdown is the last 3 weeks.
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
eddiesmith Taurus

Lets get ready to Rumble


Joined: 22 Nov 2004
Location: Lexus Centre

PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:36 pm
Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw this one on Facebook.

An Irish man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly.

The Undertaker said "It will cost £5,000 to ship her home or £50 to bury her here"

The husband tells him to ship her home.

The Undertaker said "But Sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money?"

The husband says "Listen here pal, a long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead - she's going $$%^%%$ home!"
Back to top  
View user's profile Send private message  
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Nick's Collingwood Bulletin Board Forum Index -> Victoria Park Tavern All times are GMT + 10 Hours

Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 49, 50, 51
Page 51 of 51   

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum



Privacy Policy

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group