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Tannin 
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"Come in boat number 9. Your time is up!"
"Err ... Boss, we've only got 8 boats."
"Oh. Right. Boat number 6, are you in trouble?"
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stui magpie 
Oh, the Premiership's a cakewalk
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I guess you had to be there? 
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Tannin
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No, you have to have some imagination.
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think positive 
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| Tannin wrote: | "Come in boat number 9. Your time is up!"
"Err ... Boss, we've only got 8 boats."
"Oh. Right. Boat number 6, are you in trouble?" |
hehehe!!! im guessing it is if 6 is reading as 9!!!
- and at first i was shore a submarine joke was coming!!
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stui magpie
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I got the 9 being an upside down 6 but the context of calling boats in had me buggered. The start of the joke is missing.
One day on a boating lake . . . . .
Manager "Boat number 9 come on in, your time is up"
Assistant "Sir we don't have a boat number 9"
Manager "Boat number 6 are you having problems?"
And yeah, I was waiting for something about how the Indonesian Navy has realised that having fly wire screen's on the portholes can be a problem.
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5 from the wing on debut
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| Nah, it was the Jehovah's Witness that knocked on their door that caused the problem. |
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hehehehe!!!
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stui magpie
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Did you know that on the Canary islands there are no Canaries?
By strange coincidence the same thing applies on the Virgin Islands.
There's no Canaries there either.
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David
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 very good.
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Tannin
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The Canary (Serinus canaria) is most certainly found in the Canary Islands. Also Maderia and the Azores, and as an introduced species on Midway. Plus captive birds practically everywhere, of course.
No comment on the Virgins. 
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eddiesmith 
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| The lockdown in India is clearly working well, I haven't had a call from them all week. |
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stui magpie
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A son says to his father, "Dad, I've decided to get married"
Dad looks at his 4 year old son and says, "That's great son. Do you have someone in mind"
4 year old says , "Yep. Grandma. She says she loves me, I love her too and she's the best cook and story teller in the world"
"Hmm" says Dad. "That's sounds great, but we have a small problem. Your Grandma is my mother. How can you marry my mother?"
"Why not?" says 4 year old. "you married mine !!"
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Hehehe
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David
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Probably the most wholesome joke ever posted in this thread, nice work Stui. 
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