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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2021 8:22 pm
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"Come in boat number 9. Your time is up!"

"Err ... Boss, we've only got 8 boats."

"Oh. Right. Boat number 6, are you in trouble?"

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:10 pm
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I guess you had to be there? Confused
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:35 pm
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No, you have to have some imagination.
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 2:56 pm
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Tannin wrote:
"Come in boat number 9. Your time is up!"

"Err ... Boss, we've only got 8 boats."

"Oh. Right. Boat number 6, are you in trouble?"


hehehe!!! im guessing it is if 6 is reading as 9!!!



- and at first i was shore a submarine joke was coming!!

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:11 pm
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I got the 9 being an upside down 6 but the context of calling boats in had me buggered. The start of the joke is missing.

One day on a boating lake . . . . .
Manager "Boat number 9 come on in, your time is up"
Assistant "Sir we don't have a boat number 9"
Manager "Boat number 6 are you having problems?"


And yeah, I was waiting for something about how the Indonesian Navy has realised that having fly wire screen's on the portholes can be a problem.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:25 pm
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Nah, it was the Jehovah's Witness that knocked on their door that caused the problem.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 8:59 pm
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hehehehe!!!
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:55 pm
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Did you know that on the Canary islands there are no Canaries?

By strange coincidence the same thing applies on the Virgin Islands.

There's no Canaries there either.

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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:07 pm
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Laughing very good.
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Tannin Capricorn

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:24 pm
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The Canary (Serinus canaria) is most certainly found in the Canary Islands. Also Maderia and the Azores, and as an introduced species on Midway. Plus captive birds practically everywhere, of course.

No comment on the Virgins. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 5:41 pm
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Are the swallows there African Swallows or European Swallows?

https://youtu.be/liIlW-ovx0Y
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 5:57 pm
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The lockdown in India is clearly working well, I haven't had a call from them all week.
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stui magpie Gemini

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A son says to his father, "Dad, I've decided to get married"

Dad looks at his 4 year old son and says, "That's great son. Do you have someone in mind"

4 year old says , "Yep. Grandma. She says she loves me, I love her too and she's the best cook and story teller in the world"

"Hmm" says Dad. "That's sounds great, but we have a small problem. Your Grandma is my mother. How can you marry my mother?"

"Why not?" says 4 year old. "you married mine !!"

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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2021 7:56 pm
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Hehehe
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PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2021 10:07 am
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Probably the most wholesome joke ever posted in this thread, nice work Stui. Wink
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