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Presti35
Dick Lee for Legend Status
Joined: 05 Oct 2001 Location: London, England
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Just of the topic-
Dunno if anyones seen this before, i think its pretty old, but anyways for those of you who havnt here you go...
WHAT IF...
Major companies/famous people from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.
They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.
Nike Condoms: Just do it
Toyota Condoms: Oh What a feeling
Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
Microsoft condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Optus Condoms: Yes!
KFC Condoms: Finger lickin' good
M&M's condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Pura condoms: Got milk?
Telstra condoms: I want to be connected
Duracell condoms: Keep going and going and going
Pringles condoms: Once you pop you can't stop
Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the spirit
Hyundai condoms: All day, every day
Panasonic condoms: Even more than you expected
Star Wars condoms: May the force be with you
VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
Swan Lager condoms: They said you'd never make it...
Vegemite condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek
Levi condoms: Do you fit the legend?
Nescafe condoms: It brings you together
Quicken condoms: Quicken. Easy
British airway condoms: 7 days a week... both ways..
Aussie Homeloan condoms: We'll save you
Goodyear condoms: If it only saves you once a year...
The following brands would probably not sell very well...
AFL Condoms: I'd like to see that
Samboy condoms: The flavour really hits you
TAC condoms: Speed kills
OneTel condoms: You'll tell your friends...
Star Wars condoms: A long time ago
Nobby's condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
Bolle condoms: Put them on your face
Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
John McEnroe condoms: You can not be serious
Arnold Schwazanegger condoms: I'll be back
WWF condons:
-Macho Man condoms: Ooohh Yeah!
-Diamond Dallas Page condoms: Can you feel the BANG!
-Hulk Hogan condoms: What cha gonna do?
-The Rock: If you smell what The Rock is cookin'
-Booker T condoms: Can you dig it sucker?
-Triple H condoms: Im that dam good |
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magpie joffa
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Well that was all very nice but whats a condom?
1892 _ 2002... THE PROUDEST JOURNEY IN FOOTBALL CONTINUES, WITH ARMS LOCKED TOGETHER,WHILST MARCHING SIDE BY SIDE, WE WILL FOREVER STAND AS ONE TO SUPPORT OUR BELOVED COLLINGWOOD FOOTBALL CLUB, it's more than just a club it's a way of life ! |
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Presti35
Dick Lee for Legend Status
Joined: 05 Oct 2001 Location: London, England
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hahaha!!
I think its time we had a little talk!!
Maybe this is why you have an unknown amount of children all around Victoria!!
But aslong as they are all Collingwood supporters then i guess it dosent matter!?
Come to think of it i saw a little baby the other day and he had golden hair and had a little golden jacket! Could this be??
Who loves ya Presti?
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The_man_in_Gold
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Well if im shootin gold im bottling it!!! hahahahaha
The wig's united will never be defeated!! |
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PeterWH
www.peakhillfm.com.au
Joined: 20 Oct 2001 Location: back home after travelling around Australia
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What do we call all them rooting,tooting shooting cowboys....he,he,he.
PeterWH
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2 PIES IN CAIRNS
Joined: 07 Apr 1999 Location: Cairns, QLD.
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Carlton Football Club condom : You're f*cked !!
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