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DaVe86
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Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Location: Melbourne
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Early discussions revolving around Geelong players Mark Blake, Kane Tenace and Brent Prismall have stalled on day 1. Geelongs president earlier stated that discussions have been put on hold whilst Neil Balme took an early lunch at 10:30 in order to get first dip at the bread rolls, and has not returned from lunch as yet. Discussions are not expected to resume until 4:00, but should only be short as dinner time will be close.
Cmon guys....its trade week...balmey bread rolls jokes should be keeping us going through all this quiet!! _________________ There's more to life than footy.........just not much more. |
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nulla
Joined: 05 Apr 2003 Location: In My Reg Grundys
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_________________ I have a lazy eye and I think it is now spreading throughout the rest of my body |
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spoljar
Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Location: Lynbrook
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I am just very happy that Balmey was able to beat his Anorexic problem. |
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nulla
Joined: 05 Apr 2003 Location: In My Reg Grundys
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Balmeys phone number
888 888 888 _________________ I have a lazy eye and I think it is now spreading throughout the rest of my body |
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DaVe86
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Joined: 08 Oct 2004 Location: Melbourne
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who ate all the pies??? who ate all the pies??? _________________ There's more to life than footy.........just not much more. |
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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Rexy17
Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Location: Ballarat
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Heard that big balmeys of the pies and into the dim sims this year _________________ B.U.M.S ROCK...That's Ballarat United Magpies Supporters.....Long trip but even longer hangovers! |
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DaVe86
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source of this rumour rexy17??? _________________ There's more to life than footy.........just not much more. |
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Cam
Nick's BB Member #166
Joined: 10 May 2002 Location: Springvale
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What's the difference between Neil Balme and a flesh-eating virus that consumes everything in it's path?
Balmey wears polo shirts. _________________ Get back on top. |
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Dark Lord
He's back...
Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Location: Parts Unknown
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Forgive my ignorance, but what is the origin of the "Balmey/Bread Roll" thing? _________________ "There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again." - Oscar Wilde |
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nulla
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_________________ I have a lazy eye and I think it is now spreading throughout the rest of my body |
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Wokko
Come and take it.
Joined: 04 Oct 2005
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Word out of Geelong is Balmy has refused all trade offers until Gillies Pies truck up a selection of their finest from Sleepy Hollow.
All trade offers to Geelong are expected to include a selection of Boston Buns and White dinner rolls to "sweeten" the deal to Balmy's liking. |
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Northern Pie
We are watching!
Joined: 27 May 2001 Location: Queensland
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Rumour has it that they changed brands of bread roll and had also forgotten to put out the butter!
Balme was quoted:
"It's a bloody disgrace, I gave up some serious eating time on Collins Street to be here for Trade Negotiations and the AFL go and stuff things up by changing the bread rolls and forgetting to put out the butter. I swear I don't know how they expect proper trades to be negotiated when a guy has to put up with an inferior bread roll and make him rely on the Dozen Iced Donuts, 4 Hungry Man Four n Twenty Pies, 2 kilograms of Bacon, 6 fried eggs, 2 cans of Beans and a loaf of toast spread with marmalade to ensure he can concentrate on making the best deal possible for his club. They better get it right tomorrow or else all Geelong players are off the Trade table."
It was noted that later in the day the AFL made amends with Balme promising that the bread rolls and butter situation was to be rectified by tomorrow and gave Balme 5 dozen of China towns finest dim sims as compensation for their mistake.
Cheers _________________ “NEVER LEAVE, NEVER GIVE UP ON THEM AND ALWAYS BE THERE AT THE END TO CLAP THEM OFF THE GROUND. WE ARE COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTERS SON, EVEN IF THEY BEAT US, WE ARE STILL BETTER THAN THEM”!(my mum) |
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Northern Pie
We are watching!
Joined: 27 May 2001 Location: Queensland
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Dark Lord wrote: | Forgive my ignorance, but what is the origin of the "Balmey/Bread Roll" thing? |
I believe it goes back to when we tried to snare...um someone from Essendon but the fax went through late and the deal was not authorised by the AFL.....
That started rumours that the reason the deal got put through late is because Balme was too busy eating all the bread rolls at the time instead of ensuring the deal went through!
Can anyone remember the player?
Cheers _________________ “NEVER LEAVE, NEVER GIVE UP ON THEM AND ALWAYS BE THERE AT THE END TO CLAP THEM OFF THE GROUND. WE ARE COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTERS SON, EVEN IF THEY BEAT US, WE ARE STILL BETTER THAN THEM”!(my mum) |
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Rexy17
Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Location: Ballarat
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Was it Joe Misti
Cheers _________________ B.U.M.S ROCK...That's Ballarat United Magpies Supporters.....Long trip but even longer hangovers! |
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