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David
to wish impossible things
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: the edge of the deep green sea
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Worth a look:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnBooks:Employee_Manual
one of my favourite internet sites this one. _________________ "Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange |
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Dale61
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
Joined: 17 Apr 2002 Location: /home/room/chair
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If that's a legit manual, why isn't it written in SMS speak? _________________ Whale
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member34258
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While we are on the subject of McDonalds, I have a name for their new hamburger;
The McObesity!
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London Dave
Ješte jedna pivo prosím
Joined: 16 Dec 1998 Location: Iceland on Thames
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magpiesgirl
Crazy About Daisy!!!
Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Location: Cheltenham
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David that is the funniest thing I've read in so long!
Now to supress the memories coming back to me of my days as a Maccas chick... _________________ Collingwood:Not just a club,but a way of life!
“I can honestly say there will never be another Strauchanie and the boys at the club can’t help but be thankful for that” -Nathan Buckley |
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Syd_Magpies_Girl
The Russell Street Pole Dancing Bogan
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Their new burger should be called the McBland. Tasted like shite.
Ahhh such fond memories of me being a Macca's Crew Chief. How I DO NOT miss those days. _________________ Insert useless signature here -----> |
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David
to wish impossible things
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Lol, I don't actually mind the new burger. Though I put tomato sauce on it instead of the onion sauce, or whatever it is.
But yeah, it won't be going on the 'healthy choices' menu any time soon... _________________ "Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange |
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Syd_Magpies_Girl
The Russell Street Pole Dancing Bogan
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What I don't get, is that it's Limited Time only, but they want people to make a name for it? What's the damn point!! They used to try and pull this bogus crap when I worked there. I felt stupid everytime a customer would come in, want to order something, then when they'd yell at one of my staff, I'd have to intervene and explain what the deal was.
Some customers took their favourite burgers really seriously. We had one guy throw a massive tantrum once! _________________ Insert useless signature here -----> |
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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David
to wish impossible things
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Simone I thought it was going to be a permanent thing? But if you're right that is kind of strange. I think the only reason they're doing this is because the guys in Maccas Australia couldn't think of one themselves
The Prototype wrote: | Dale61 wrote: | If that's a legit manual, why isn't it written in SMS speak? |
Their employees only understand SMS speak, they are the SMS generation! |
If only it wasn't true... _________________ "Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange |
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magpiesgirl
Crazy About Daisy!!!
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Syd_Magpies_Girl wrote: | Their new burger should be called the McBland. Tasted like shite.
Ahhh such fond memories of me being a Macca's Crew Chief. How I DO NOT miss those days. |
McBland suits it so well!I was eating it for 3 hours after I first swallowed it
I was a Crew Trainer then Manager there.Best decision I ever made was quitting! _________________ Collingwood:Not just a club,but a way of life!
“I can honestly say there will never be another Strauchanie and the boys at the club can’t help but be thankful for that” -Nathan Buckley |
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The Prototype
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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Dave The Man
Joined: 01 Apr 2005 Location: Someville, Victoria, Australia
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McDonalds are Cheap Skates _________________ I am Da Man |
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David
to wish impossible things
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: the edge of the deep green sea
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The Prototype wrote: | David, when I come to Canberra, I demand a free quarterpounder and I demand a diet coke.
It's probably just me but their diet coke and McDonalds is rancid. |
Ha, I'd hook you up with some free stuff. Though, you'd prob be better off just paying and going to subway... I'd rather eat their stuff any day. _________________ "Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence." – Julian Assange |
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magpiesgirl
Crazy About Daisy!!!
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Subway atleast slice some of their veggies each day unlike maccas,everything is done for ya or only needs water poured over it. _________________ Collingwood:Not just a club,but a way of life!
“I can honestly say there will never be another Strauchanie and the boys at the club can’t help but be thankful for that” -Nathan Buckley |
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