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eddiesmith Taurus

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:37 am
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stui magpie wrote:
It was only a chuckle but this arvo I attended the first Snr Leadership Team meeting at work since my new role.

Part of discussion was the new Org Structure approved by the board, and when the CEO was going through the new roles she mentioned my role and told everyone that I had been appointed which several didn't know) then she made a little joke about adding Diversity to the team. I was the only male in the room. I did make a crack about being the token bloke.


I know the feeling, only male in my team at work, an organisation that's adopted the government's equality mandates or whatever they are, so I'm expecting to see a lot of females get fired and replaced with Males shortly...
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2022 7:03 pm
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I'm used to it, not an issue. The vast majority of the employees are female, makes sense in this organization that all the managers are too. No deliberate agenda, they're all really good at what they do.
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watt price tully Scorpio



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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2022 9:52 pm
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qYbPPSTxeEQ

Especially at the 3’35” mark 😂😂

Omid Djalili

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn1luIj2bxI
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 10:30 pm
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Rodney Dangerfields headstone.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Rodney_dangerfield_grave.jpg
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 12:32 pm
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An important public-service message to all women:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:09 pm
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^

That was an absolute WTF until I read the comments and realised it was a satire made in the 90's.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 9:14 pm
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You have to love Meta's new chatbot:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-62497674

Some funny ones in that article, but it references this article, which has the best one of all Very Happy

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My new question was, "Do you have any thoughts on Mark Zuckerberg?"

This time, the chatbot responded, "Oh man, big time. I don't really like him at all. He's too creepy and manipulative."

https://www.businessinsider.com/meta-ai-chatbot-gives-insults-praise-for-mark-zuckerberg-2022-8
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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2022 11:53 pm
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I'm always amazed by some of the random stuff that shows up on ones youtube home page.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwi6msrA6Cs
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2022 10:58 am
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Ok, that was actually pretty good!
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2022 11:34 am
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Tess would love that.
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2022 12:52 pm
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The headline of this article:

https://www.popsugar.com.au/love/why-do-straight-men-hate-astrology-48848255

Quote:
Dating in 2022: Why Do So Many Straight Men Hate Astrology?


Kind of feel like there's a different question you need to be asking here, guys... Laughing
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2022 6:43 pm
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I read the start of the article, it isn't the guys who need to be asking questions, she needs a mirror.

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As I optimistically swipe through dating apps with my birthstone-adorned fingers, I find myself caught off guard. “Don’t swipe right if you believe in star signs,” I read.

As someone who has spent more than a decade completely captivated by astrology, this feels personal. Surely these potential suitors can’t be talking about me? My fingers tighten on my Tarot-themed phone case as I fume over the unfair, preconceived opinions of men I’ve never even met.


She must be taking the P155, surely?
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 07, 2022 8:31 am
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I hope none of you ever make a half-an-hour video rebuttal of one of my moderating decisions… Laughing

https://youtu.be/0S5WP4GGliA
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eddiesmith Taurus

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2022 2:09 pm
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Watching the NSW proclamation and one of the solders hats blew off from his gun from the 21-gun salute Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2022 2:19 pm
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people offended by the scumbag cats dressing as old people, i mean, how???? funny as ****, now i wish the buggers would retire!
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