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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 4:25 pm
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Nah, it was the Jehovah's Witness that knocked on their door that caused the problem.
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:59 pm
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hehehehe!!!
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 4:55 pm
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Did you know that on the Canary islands there are no Canaries?

By strange coincidence the same thing applies on the Virgin Islands.

There's no Canaries there either.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 5:07 pm
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Laughing very good.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 5:24 pm
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The Canary (Serinus canaria) is most certainly found in the Canary Islands. Also Maderia and the Azores, and as an introduced species on Midway. Plus captive birds practically everywhere, of course.

No comment on the Virgins. Smile

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5 from the wing on debut 



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:41 pm
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Are the swallows there African Swallows or European Swallows?

https://youtu.be/liIlW-ovx0Y
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:57 pm
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The lockdown in India is clearly working well, I haven't had a call from them all week.
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PostPosted: Tue May 11, 2021 7:56 pm
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A son says to his father, "Dad, I've decided to get married"

Dad looks at his 4 year old son and says, "That's great son. Do you have someone in mind"

4 year old says , "Yep. Grandma. She says she loves me, I love her too and she's the best cook and story teller in the world"

"Hmm" says Dad. "That's sounds great, but we have a small problem. Your Grandma is my mother. How can you marry my mother?"

"Why not?" says 4 year old. "you married mine !!"

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PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2021 8:56 pm
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Hehehe
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PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2021 11:07 am
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Probably the most wholesome joke ever posted in this thread, nice work Stui. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2021 7:08 pm
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Sorry about that, won't happen again. Wink Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2021 8:20 pm
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We just found out my Grandad is addicted to Viagra

My Grandma is taking it really hard

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2021 4:33 pm
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If things really turn bad and we have to resort to cannibalism, remember to eat the vegans first.

They're the closest thing to grass fed.

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So I was sitting at a bar recently when a gorgeous young woman came up, sat down and started chatting to me.

While we were chatting, the bartender came up and said to the young woman, "Hey, I'm sorry but we don't allow Sex Workers to solicit customers in here"

As the gorgeous young woman left, I turned to the bartender and said "How the hell could you know she was a sex worker?"

He replied, "Well, she was talking to you"


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 8:15 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
So I was sitting at a bar recently when a gorgeous young woman came up, sat down and started chatting to me.

While we were chatting, the bartender came up and said to the young woman, "Hey, I'm sorry but we don't allow Sex Workers to solicit customers in here"

As the gorgeous young woman left, I turned to the bartender and said "How the hell could you know she was a sex worker?"

He replied, "Well, she was talking to you"


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Not in Thailand

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