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5 from the wing on debut
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Nah, it was the Jehovah's Witness that knocked on their door that caused the problem. |
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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hehehehe!!! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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Did you know that on the Canary islands there are no Canaries?
By strange coincidence the same thing applies on the Virgin Islands.
There's no Canaries there either. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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David
I dare you to try
Joined: 27 Jul 2003 Location: Andromeda
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very good. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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Tannin
Can't remember
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The Canary (Serinus canaria) is most certainly found in the Canary Islands. Also Maderia and the Azores, and as an introduced species on Midway. Plus captive birds practically everywhere, of course.
No comment on the Virgins. _________________ �Let's eat Grandma.� Commas save lives! |
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5 from the wing on debut
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eddiesmith
Lets get ready to Rumble
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The lockdown in India is clearly working well, I haven't had a call from them all week. |
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stui magpie
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A son says to his father, "Dad, I've decided to get married"
Dad looks at his 4 year old son and says, "That's great son. Do you have someone in mind"
4 year old says , "Yep. Grandma. She says she loves me, I love her too and she's the best cook and story teller in the world"
"Hmm" says Dad. "That's sounds great, but we have a small problem. Your Grandma is my mother. How can you marry my mother?"
"Why not?" says 4 year old. "you married mine !!" _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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think positive
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Hehehe _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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David
I dare you to try
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Probably the most wholesome joke ever posted in this thread, nice work Stui. _________________ All watched over by machines of loving grace |
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stui magpie
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Sorry about that, won't happen again. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie
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We just found out my Grandad is addicted to Viagra
My Grandma is taking it really hard _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie
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If things really turn bad and we have to resort to cannibalism, remember to eat the vegans first.
They're the closest thing to grass fed. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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stui magpie
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So I was sitting at a bar recently when a gorgeous young woman came up, sat down and started chatting to me.
While we were chatting, the bartender came up and said to the young woman, "Hey, I'm sorry but we don't allow Sex Workers to solicit customers in here"
As the gorgeous young woman left, I turned to the bartender and said "How the hell could you know she was a sex worker?"
He replied, "Well, she was talking to you"
_________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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ronrat
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stui magpie wrote: | So I was sitting at a bar recently when a gorgeous young woman came up, sat down and started chatting to me.
While we were chatting, the bartender came up and said to the young woman, "Hey, I'm sorry but we don't allow Sex Workers to solicit customers in here"
As the gorgeous young woman left, I turned to the bartender and said "How the hell could you know she was a sex worker?"
He replied, "Well, she was talking to you"
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Not in Thailand _________________ Annoying opposition supporters since 1967. |
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