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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 7:37 am
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swoop42 wrote:
Rudy Giuliani's head seemingly melting in front of a world wide audience.

The say it's hair dye but I wouldn't rule out a rotting brain.

What a fall from grace for the man who was mayor of New York on that fateful day in September 2001.

He's the terrorist now.


He doesn’t look healthy that’s for sure

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:44 pm
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A slip of the tongue?

https://twitter.com/displaced_ATX/status/1333942659916967936

Razz Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:39 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
A slip of the tongue?

https://twitter.com/displaced_ATX/status/1333942659916967936

Razz Laughing Laughing


Made me laugh Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 7:51 pm
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clever stu, very clever!!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 10:06 am
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how cute, im jealous!!

https://www.9news.com.au/national/koala-in-christmas-tree-adelaide-south-australia/91bda791-cf2e-4767-a935-5064abbe763f

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 10:23 am
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At first, the group explained in a post on Facebook, the operator "thought it was a prank call".


Pretty understandable. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:09 am
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yup!!!! imagine Ingmar's reaction!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 12:21 pm
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I think I'd be no less excited!
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It’s been a long week, on top of putting together the funeral brochure, sorting pics and scanning fixing old ones for the video (BIL is making that thankfully) and printing some of my pics of him, hubby decided last weekend we would have our annual Griswald Christmas party - obviously with a much shorter guest list than usual. So we have 30 people coming tomorrow, and the funeral is Monday, but we are organised, I went to get the brochures printed at office works and did a bit of shopping, got some dumb kriskringle pressies and decorations, but the best one of the lot was in Woolworths - a piñata printed with very big gold letters - GOOD RIDDANCE 2020! The guy at the counter said never a more apt slogan for New Years! So now I’m off to wrap wrap wrap, I’ll do all the pressies so I’m done, and thankfully, my Dan Murphy order arrived this morning, Santa got me a bottle of American Honey Sting to try, I might have to taste test! Cheers!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2020 6:19 pm
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Kerry O'Keefe has still got it.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/shane-warne-left-speechless-by-kerry-okeeffes-joke-about-his-wife/news-story/9127f04d01fefbd0054cc31ba8b0b31b?utm_campaign=EditorialSB&utm_source=news.com.au&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_content=SocialBakers

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Some idiot in our street today with one of the worst parking jobs I’ve ever seen. Straight stretch of road so easy to just pull up straight, but no, their back wheels are in the gutter, front of car is facing out at about 45 and their front wheels though are turned towards the kerb and left like that.

But what made me laugh was I drove past and they had a save our ABC sticker and it all made perfect sense!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:27 pm
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eddiesmith wrote:
Some idiot in our street today with one of the worst parking jobs I’ve ever seen. Straight stretch of road so easy to just pull up straight, but no, their back wheels are in the gutter, front of car is facing out at about 45 and their front wheels though are turned towards the kerb and left like that.

But what made me laugh was I drove past and they had a save our ABC sticker and it all made perfect sense!


They must come from my suburb. Heaps of them who need a taxi to get to the footpath after parking

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wT5kafhG3Qw
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https://m.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/pm-faces-criticism-for-not-cutting-holiday-short-as-mccormack-fire-rages-out-of-control/
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had lunch with friend yesterday, sitting outside and this dude is standing waiting at the crossing. well not standing, dancing, can in one hand, hes walsing, twirling, headphones on oblivious. cars stop he twirls and whirls across the road, nearly took out a senior couple, held up a couple of trucks but everyone was in hysterics, even the truckies, i wish i had filmed it, it was the best thing ive seen in ages, and you could here the comments, all together now "i want what hes having"!!
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