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John Wren Virgo

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 7:58 pm
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i think the coach doesn't know what is going on. i am sure there was an alternate, vastly better team posted before this one went up.

who is piennchess? a new foreign recruit?

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 8:05 pm
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John Wren wrote:
i think the coach doesn't know what is going on. i am sure there was an alternate, vastly better team posted before this one went up.

who is piennchess? a new foreign recruit?


Spot on JW!

I was in the side, but next time I checked I was unceremoniously dumped.

This is an outrage!

Forget Essendon, I call on WADA to investigate Tannin !
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 8:20 pm
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I give up
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Wokko Pisces

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 8:23 pm
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Dropped out of the starters due to lack of training during the week I'd think, you move to Ballarat to make sucking up to the coach easier and get punished. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 9:58 pm
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So the coach gives the Cats amphetamines prior to the first quarter then gives us valium & changes the line-up mid stream.

I'm sure he said the vessel with pestle had the brew which is true not the flagon with the dragon or the chalice from the palace.

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 10:15 pm
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Correct! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 10:39 pm
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swoop42 wrote:
Surely a typo.

No one represents this sides ineptitude better than me.

Roll the Benny Hill music.


FMD demoted to beneath you!! no way, im always on top! Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 10:47 pm
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"throws hands in air and walks off in despair"
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swoop42 Virgo

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 11:14 pm
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Glad to see the typo was rectumfied.
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 11:14 pm
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RudeBoy wrote:
I'm a bit concerned at Skamans ability to play on the wing, given his lack of fitness and current weight problem, caused by his crazy dim sim diet.

Nevertheless, I won't let you down coach and reckon I'll do a 'Tuddy' and kick 8 goals from the half forward flank.


For the love of Cod, Rudie! Im working on my fitness, so much so that Im comin down to Melbourne in June to discuss the great mans diet tips! I of course refer to Fatty Buster Bloodvessel of the Legendary Bad Manners. If you are there, I'll challenge you to a skank off! Wink

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 11:33 pm
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KenH wrote:
Gee I have been promoted from interchange steward to Half Forward Flank you bewdy, I will perform!!


I think you should think of it like the tony Armstrong award (i.e., give him a run to reward his service to the club before we delist him).

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 11:37 pm
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This team has all the intestinal fortitude of an overcooked six year old Scottish haggis. !
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 12:37 am
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Selection of illusions this week
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 3:29 am
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What the actual...?

Dropped? Me? I'm your star tall forward! And you drop me for some nobody? Coach has seriously lost the plot (yet again). He's a drowning man on borrowed time.

If this miserable sorry excuse of a named team loses to the rabble that is Richmond, don't come crawling to me begging for help...

...because you know full well I'll be back in the team next week without complaint. Wink

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John Wren Virgo

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 12:16 pm
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Tannin wrote:
ROUND 7: RICHMOND (probably)

Time to prove that last week was just a blip on the radar, lads. Been a tough week at the selection table, just make sure that it's a tough week for the sorry Tigers too.

Go get 'em!



clearly this man has lost it.

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