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Match Report from a faraway loungeroom - By Ed from WA

match report from a faraway loungeroom

with the score on 4 qtrs played for 2004 and 4 qtrs lost,the pies lined up hoping for a better showing from the boys.
Willo,McKee and Rhyce got the sarseparilla and new boys richards,davidson and nixon get a gig.
and of course in comes Rocca.

Dogs snap a goal from a throw in ,Taz shoots and misses and then the dogs goal again.
Taz gets a free dead in front and misses again.
bulldogs 2 goals ..tarrant 2 points.
Cheesy busts his snout and the chosen one gets his first run for the day.
wakes is on fire early,we seem to have a new system of play,we flood our own fwd line,and then go to the boundary chalk so that when the dogs rebound its clear for them. field Umpires argue with goal umpire about a touched goal.
Goal umpire muralitharan wins and its a point.
bang bang bang go the dogs and its 4 goals to 3 pts.
Young davo has a bit of biffo and shows hes not afraid of the dogs or anyone else.
Josh marks a lonie pass and has a quick sniff of the boundary chalk and its a goal..great kick.
goal umpire sriniventrakavagan is in strife again,this time with the field umpire.
davo marks and passes to rocca who goals 41-17 at the break.
5 qtrs played 5 qtrs lost.
Leon gets a run and has 4 touches in 2 minutes then goes off again.
back over to the chalk we go and cole runs 30 mtrs and what follows was a comedy routine of handballs that somehow end up with a pie goal to rocca.
the centre of the G is slippery.most likely from all the tears of richmond players yesterday,and lots of players are slipping over.
Presti went for a ruck knock in tthe dogs goal square and looked to be going to take possesion then realised he had to punch so he just gave it a miss and the dogs soccered a goal.
2 goals to tazza when we for some reason go down the middle.but back to thechalk again on siren time as bucks snaps and misses 38-59
we won a qtr.

Leon takes a strong gutsy mark at 50 and goals to begin the second half.
Bucks snaps a pt.
Leon crumbs the ball on the wing sends a 60 mtr left foot pass to tazzas tit and he makes no mistake.
all of a sudden the pies are going back to what makes us a good side..teamwork.
skills are still a bit off but the running together and backing up is returning,and thank the good lord for that.
Josh goals from a ruck throw in, maddee goals from 50 after cheesy worked his butt off to get it to him.
maddeee gets immediately dragged for his effort.

Brodie crumbs a goal, daks misses a sitter and its been all the pies.
TCO dashes out of defence kicks direct to a loose dog and its a dog goal.
Rocca a point from dead in front,
rawlings for dogs misses from dead in front,its a mistakeathon.
Bucks belts darcy and gets pinged and then 50
TCO breaks clear handballs straight to a loose dog and its a another dog goal. and then on the siren dogs have a shot and miss.

74-76
if we had kicked straight all night we would be well ahead.
if the dogs had kicked straight all night we would be in the shit.
as it is we are both wasteful and its close.

Bucks snaps from the bloody chalk and misses everything.
Leon milks a free,everyone stops except cheesy who claims advantage and goals.
Darcy whacks bucks and gets pinged..tazz misses with the free of course.
rawlings is giving presti a bath in this last qtr,luckily for us he cant kick a goal.
we go fwd TCO comes in from the side and flattens the pack,dogs rebound and goal.
woey drops a mark and the dogs goal.
Bucks gets dragged and isnt real pleased.
Burns is killing them in the guts,Rocca a goal and lika a long pt.
we are in front.Brodie limps off with a buggered hammy and bucks comes back on.
taz hands to running leon and its a goal and out comes the finger for his first wave for 2004.
Woey does some great tough work and gets it off to cloke who passes to maddee and he makes no mistake.
Ant marks at 50 on the chalk and goals,its a pie.
Dogs goal 9 points in it.
Rocca marks...not paid..then gets a free aginst him at the bounce.
josh marks....siren!!
pies win by 9.
we will play worse sides than the dogs this year,but not next week.
have to be happy to win,good to see some teamwork come back,..
But this game report should be titled
the umpires confused me.
like a pygmy in a porno their performance came up short.
and we probably got the better of their mistakes too,but they were still horrible.
umpires are a blight on the game,as are the rule makers who are trying to get ruckplay out of the game the way these rules are at present.

votes.
2 wakes,tarrant and bucks
1 lonie johnson fraser rocca

		MATCH REPORT
		2004 - Round 2
	MATCH REPORT Match Report from a faraway loungeroom - By Ed from WA match report from a faraway loungeroom with the score on 4 qtrs played for 2004 and 4 qtrs lost,the pies lined up hoping for a better showing from the boys. Willo,McKee and Rhyce got the sarseparilla and new boys richards,davidson and nixon get a gig. and of course in comes Rocca. Dogs snap a goal from a throw in ,Taz shoots and misses and then the dogs goal again. Taz gets a free dead in front and misses again. bulldogs 2 goals ..tarrant 2 points. Cheesy busts his snout and the chosen one gets his first run for the day. wakes is on fire early,we seem to have a new system of play,we flood our own fwd line,and then go to the boundary chalk so that when the dogs rebound its clear for them. field Umpires argue with goal umpire about a touched goal. Goal umpire muralitharan wins and its a point. bang bang bang go the dogs and its 4 goals to 3 pts. Young davo has a bit of biffo and shows hes not afraid of the dogs or anyone else. Josh marks a lonie pass and has a quick sniff of the boundary chalk and its a goal..great kick. goal umpire sriniventrakavagan is in strife again,this time with the field umpire. davo marks and passes to rocca who goals 41-17 at the break. 5 qtrs played 5 qtrs lost. Leon gets a run and has 4 touches in 2 minutes then goes off again. back over to the chalk we go and cole runs 30 mtrs and what follows was a comedy routine of handballs that somehow end up with a pie goal to rocca. the centre of the G is slippery.most likely from all the tears of richmond players yesterday,and lots of players are slipping over. Presti went for a ruck knock in tthe dogs goal square and looked to be going to take possesion then realised he had to punch so he just gave it a miss and the dogs soccered a goal. 2 goals to tazza when we for some reason go down the middle.but back to thechalk again on siren time as bucks snaps and misses 38-59 we won a qtr. Leon takes a strong gutsy mark at 50 and goals to begin the second half. Bucks snaps a pt. Leon crumbs the ball on the wing sends a 60 mtr left foot pass to tazzas tit and he makes no mistake. all of a sudden the pies are going back to what makes us a good side..teamwork. skills are still a bit off but the running together and backing up is returning,and thank the good lord for that. Josh goals from a ruck throw in, maddee goals from 50 after cheesy worked his butt off to get it to him. maddeee gets immediately dragged for his effort. Brodie crumbs a goal, daks misses a sitter and its been all the pies. TCO dashes out of defence kicks direct to a loose dog and its a dog goal. Rocca a point from dead in front, rawlings for dogs misses from dead in front,its a mistakeathon. Bucks belts darcy and gets pinged and then 50 TCO breaks clear handballs straight to a loose dog and its a another dog goal. and then on the siren dogs have a shot and miss. 74-76 if we had kicked straight all night we would be well ahead. if the dogs had kicked straight all night we would be in the shit. as it is we are both wasteful and its close. Bucks snaps from the bloody chalk and misses everything. Leon milks a free,everyone stops except cheesy who claims advantage and goals. Darcy whacks bucks and gets pinged..tazz misses with the free of course. rawlings is giving presti a bath in this last qtr,luckily for us he cant kick a goal. we go fwd TCO comes in from the side and flattens the pack,dogs rebound and goal. woey drops a mark and the dogs goal. Bucks gets dragged and isnt real pleased. Burns is killing them in the guts,Rocca a goal and lika a long pt. we are in front.Brodie limps off with a buggered hammy and bucks comes back on. taz hands to running leon and its a goal and out comes the finger for his first wave for 2004. Woey does some great tough work and gets it off to cloke who passes to maddee and he makes no mistake. Ant marks at 50 on the chalk and goals,its a pie. Dogs goal 9 points in it. Rocca marks...not paid..then gets a free aginst him at the bounce. josh marks....siren!! pies win by 9. we will play worse sides than the dogs this year,but not next week. have to be happy to win,good to see some teamwork come back,.. But this game report should be titled the umpires confused me. like a pygmy in a porno their performance came up short. and we probably got the better of their mistakes too,but they were still horrible. umpires are a blight on the game,as are the rule makers who are trying to get ruckplay out of the game the way these rules are at present. votes. 2 wakes,tarrant and bucks 1 lonie johnson fraser rocca <<<-BACK