It was Eddies fault

[eddieforprez]

Ahhhhhhhhh it just dawned on me!!
Eduad Beale, (who eles) caused the downfall of our boys last night!

How could they have taken Michael Malthouse seriously with our his moustache? For years the seriously hairy upper lip has sprouted words of encouragement and wisdom.The players rock up yesterday and what do they see? Nude lips! How could they have taken him seriously!!
History has shown those with mighty mo's have inspired command and loyalty, for example

Adolf Hitler
Duke of Wellington
Yasir Arafat
Saddma Hussein
Abraham Lincoln
Ron Barrassi
Stalin
Margaret Thatcher;

The list goes on. Lets ot be worried about a fit team but lest instead insist that MM visits Advanced hair studios!
Yeah Yeah

[Dr Alf Andrews]

Interesting theory.

At the risk of getting "political" ... maybe instead of dropping bombs on Iraq, America could bring about regime change in Iraq by attacking Saddam Hussein with a razor ... No, not to cut his throat ... Just to shave off his mo.