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WarrenerraW
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Location: Melbourne
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Thought we good all do a group task and write some Haiku about the Collingwood FC. A Haiku for those of you who don't know is a form of traditional Japanese poetry consisting of 3 lines. The first and last lines have 5 syllables while the middle has 7. The lines rarely rhyme. It's not as easy as it seems. (It was either this or start a thread about why some underperforming player at the club should be sacked). Enjoy!
Wasted shots on goal
Ruin all hope of a win
Coach under pressure |
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WarrenerraW
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Location: Melbourne
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No finals once more
Fans unhappy with the coach
Another year lost |
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Woods Of Ypres
Joined: 27 May 2003
Location: Yugoslavia
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run through the banner
the butchers of Abbotsford
left early again |
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The_Staunton 
Joined: 30 Jul 2007
Location: Hobart
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The ennui of winter
Taylor Adams turns it over
Succession Plan gone
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We just got nutted at the clearances... |
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WarrenerraW
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Location: Melbourne
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Many players lost
Coach is left wondering why
Team not up to scratch |
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WarrenerraW
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Location: Melbourne
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The good times are gone
History is repeating
Will we ever learn |
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didick
didick
Joined: 17 Jun 2009
Location: Brisbane
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One week at a time
Nutted at the clearances
It is what it is
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"The night is a very dark time for me" Chaz Michael Michaels |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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| WarrenerraW wrote: | The good times are gone
History is repeating
Will we ever learn |
Is repeating
Will we learn are gone
History is repeating
Will we also times gone
History? |
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simon tonna
Joined: 24 Oct 2013
Location: carindale
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pies chess and regals
Mooretreloeor is Sidebottom
caringbush cigar
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no second chances |
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Mugwump
Joined: 28 Jul 2007
Location: Between London and Melbourne
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Magpies goal at last
The thin seething crowd explodes
Like pork crackling
From the traffic jam
Of our stagnant forward line
The slingshot flies past
Losses in autumn -
The coach twists and falls like hope
In the yellow wind
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Two more flags before I die!
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5150 
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
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I call this one GWS pissing themselves laughing or Butcher, Jellyfish, Butcher for short.
Taylor Adams D'oh
Will Hoskin Elliott D'oh
Adam Treloar D'oh |
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Collingwood spells hope
our form is ordinary
fans are revolting
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Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Cam 
Nick's BB Member #166
Joined: 10 May 2002
Location: Springvale
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Broken hearts aching
Broken dreams in gutter flows
Broken brows knitted
Golden statue falls
Another stabbed Caesar
Et tu Bucks, Et tu?
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Get back on top. |
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Leave it, It's Billy E's
Joined: 30 Mar 2015
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Crap is as crap does
Ball movement close to crap hole
Toilet paper plan
Dreams of the big dance
Pendles with three more Norm Smith
4 peat repeat please
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From Bustling Billy Picken to Flying 'Billy' Elliott, and all others who I have and have not been blessed enough to watch pull on our proud jumper...Gentlemen, I salute you!! |
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WarrenerraW
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Location: Melbourne
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Grundy contract stalls
Too many trolls making waves
Nicksters want troll blood |
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