#4 Brayden Maynard

[Jamesy]

"Experts" have chimed in saying:

"It's clear he has abused his meat privilege, and therefore should be forced onto meat made from plants, play-doh, old car tyres, and plastic".

"The only way forward is to right-the-wrong, and writing that wrong starts with "expert" nutrition".

"Experts agree; eating a plant-based leg of lamb, chops made from play-doh, and tucking in to a meal with paper mache rissoles, can only benefit the consumer and the planet".

Go the Pies!

[Big T]

Ginni rated the fact a 9 and was instantly slammed by Fat Robbo for being blatantly fartist

[VicParkTragic]

[think better]

some are saying that it has left a stain on the ..........................club

[Mr Miyagi]

Get to the G on Sunday and make it a memorable one!

[Magpietothemax]

Always rest easy with Bruz in defence. He is fearless, bold, never gives in, ruthless at the contest. Epitomises side by side on the field. Congratulations for your 150th. To mark this milestone, an opponent no less than Toby Green. If anyone can limit Green's impact, it will be Bruzza (with a little bit of help from Team Defence!). All the best Brayden for your 150th. I hope you play a blinder.

[FootyMonster]

Incendiary stuff!

[Woods Of Ypres]

Brayden consuming a meal of Greek origin is highly offensive and is reflective of cultural appropriation. we must set an example and punish him for this behaviour. His action does not represent the values of the Collingwood football club

[Mr Miyagi]

Maynard refused to sign a kid’s footy and made them cry, 12 months suspension!

[Dark Beanie]

Fortunately there has been plenty of time to clear the air before this weekends game.

[think better]

[Take_a_Screamer]

[Clifton Hill-Billy]

Lucky it was in training and not a fart of the brain variety kicking in board on the half back line that goes directly to the opposition and costs a goal

[Jezza]

Congrats to Bruzzy on reaching 150 games.

Playing him on Greene makes sense. He's done a good job nullifying him in the past.

[swoop42]

If our next captain was decided purely on the capacity to show courage and hunger for the contest week in week out then Maynard would beat all comers.

Our hardest player since Millane.