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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:35 pm
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Wow what a game last week hey! Brilliant stuff, and those dim sims were the freshest EVER! I mean EVER!! You could see the fart trails from space!

So Stui and Swoop invited WPT to make it a threesome for a special Bye weekend over in Thailand with Ronrat hosting, unfortunately they all had different ideas of what the Bye represents, and WPT gave up all ideas of rest and recovery at the first ladyboy pub and was last seen peddling towards mainland Oz on a stolen paddleboat wearing an orange flouro catsuit borrowed from a pole dancer, not realising the crutch padding wasn’t, um, padding! He may miss next week with a groin!

Meanwhile swoops goat is seeking treatment for spinning eyeballs and um other balls, seems they forget the chloroform. Ronrats poodle has taken him home for the night. That could be interesting in a few months!

Meanwhile rudeboy and Pies4shaw have decided to do a Bye duet, if only they can somehowe get the right key for their chykoski - Ska new hit record, boy George has offered to be their coach on Australia’s got talent! Go boys!!!

Piedy and piesnchess are drinking the good stuff on the Shaw’s of the Dead Sea, who ever loses their queen must part the seas like that Moses guy did, nothing like a good queen on the bye!

E and K have spent the week debating the 5 letters of separation between them, none of which makes any sense to the rest of us, but K is finding heaps and I mean HEAPS of things to quote and E is fighting it all off with his humble private jet stories whilst gazing wistfully at Toronto and their first trophy. Eureka, he found gold!

Qldmagpie68 is changing his name to his correct vintage, but is having trouble with the extra digit, he’s off to get Beams to do it as soon as he wakes up from the anaesthetic because, well, Beams is the chosen one and can do anything, well at least anything Sidey can do, he can do better!

Doris is in the kitchen. Cooking. Because that’s where women belong! David is helping her! I told him not to say that too her, now she’s got him cooking up a lifetime supply of salted golden gaytimes! Just right for the bye! Yes David I got that one right! And I’ll tell you regularly until I’m 60, not 55!

Neil tried to sack the coach but discovered too many gaytimes means She can’t fit in the sack! All those weeks sitting on the bench munching waiting munching! Could be worse could have been golden gaytimes in the shower!

I’ll get to the rest of you later, junior is about to play in her Carlton dress against the magpies, a fact I didn’t know befor getting in the car wearing the ugly Carlton club Winchester and my Collingwood jacket! Oh wait I think I see Jezza in a Carlton dress too! I guess that’s his bye thing!

Cheers go pies!

I reckon we got this one!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:26 pm
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Sack the coach
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:38 pm
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I'm not sure who's going to need the most therapy. The poor pole dancer who had to help WPT squeeze into that catsuit or Swoops goat after the misunderstanding between Swoop and Ronrat's missus about exactly what spitroasted goat meant.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:03 pm
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Have a great rest Coach, you are coaching beautifully, and have us primed, oh and thanks for the Jack and Coke slab, its on ice and ready to roll. !
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:17 pm
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Bye is undeated,

Danger Game!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:14 pm
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dont you just hate those undeated!!!!

Neil, you are not the biggest loser bachelor cake master blockhead married at first sight, but you are fired!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:36 am
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Fired??????????
After all my loyalty

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Still too positive
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neil wrote:
Fired??????????
After all my loyalty


When the coach says fired, she means it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rPU_t7TGqo

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omg who would sign up for something like that! oh wait yeah, that was neil!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:40 pm
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What do you guys think of their theme song?

https://youtu.be/yUwW108ITzw?t=16

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:25 pm
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i prefer give a little love!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:27 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
neil wrote:
Fired??????????
After all my loyalty


When the coach says fired, she means it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rPU_t7TGqo

Wow is it even real?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:30 pm
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think positive wrote:
omg who would sign up for something like that! oh wait yeah, that was neil!!

Not sure why the angst I have always shown you the same loyalty every Collingwood coach since Tommy Hafey has received from the club

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:35 pm
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neil wrote:
think positive wrote:
omg who would sign up for something like that! oh wait yeah, that was neil!!

Not sure why the angst I have always shown you the same loyalty every Collingwood coach since Tommy Hafey has received from the club



i actually laughed out very loud at that!!

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