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Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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well guys what can i say?? so bloody dissappointed, a lot of softcocks during last weeks game!
we got to be harder! So i got Rudie a special order of blue pills to stick in the dimmies, and one to shove up the dimmie on the field!
cmon boys, i cant come home if we let this one slip!
im expecting a lot of bog Cox to stand up and be counted!
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RudeBoy
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Don't worry coach, without doubt those blue pills will stiffen up the side. 
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qldmagpie67
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Well fellow nicksters it's with a heavy heart we the Board inform you of the demise of the coach
In a unfortunate "accident" whilst sipping snifters of cognac with her toffee nosed demon friends at a chalet in the French alps our former coach slipped on the skin of the peeled grapes and fell into 600kg the tub of caviars and drowned
Whilst a period of mourning would normally be observed in this case it won't mainly due to her disgraceful decision to omit the chairman from the starting side
The board does have the power and technology to reincarnate the coach (or simply take our foot off her head and allow her to breathe) but we will chose not to in this case (unless a unnamed chairman is reinstated to the starting side)
Applications and cheques for the position of coach can be forwarded to myself for consideration
Regards your chairman
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qldmagpie67
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think positive
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Hehe,
You ain’t been commenting I thought you were Gawn !
No one gets a spot in this team on their past doing, you gotta earn it!
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | Well fellow nicksters it's with a heavy heart we the Board inform you of the demise of the coach
In a unfortunate "accident" whilst sipping snifters of cognac with her toffee nosed demon friends at a chalet in the French alps our former coach slipped on the skin of the peeled grapes and fell into 600kg the tub of caviars and drowned
Whilst a period of mourning would normally be observed in this case it won't mainly due to her disgraceful decision to omit the chairman from the starting side
The board does have the power and technology to reincarnate the coach (or simply take our foot off her head and allow her to breathe) but we will chose not to in this case (unless a unnamed chairman is reinstated to the starting side)
Applications and cheques for the position of coach can be forwarded to myself for consideration
Regards your chairman |
Don't feel bad mate, you and me make arguably the greatest duo EVER to play in the reserves on a regular basis! It was probably how Tuck and Matthews felt way back when.
Can you believe people are encouraging us to post MORE!!!
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qldmagpie67
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qldmagpie67
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| E wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | Well fellow nicksters it's with a heavy heart we the Board inform you of the demise of the coach
In a unfortunate "accident" whilst sipping snifters of cognac with her toffee nosed demon friends at a chalet in the French alps our former coach slipped on the skin of the peeled grapes and fell into 600kg the tub of caviars and drowned
Whilst a period of mourning would normally be observed in this case it won't mainly due to her disgraceful decision to omit the chairman from the starting side
The board does have the power and technology to reincarnate the coach (or simply take our foot off her head and allow her to breathe) but we will chose not to in this case (unless a unnamed chairman is reinstated to the starting side)
Applications and cheques for the position of coach can be forwarded to myself for consideration
Regards your chairman |
Don't feel bad mate, you and me make arguably the greatest duo EVER to play in the reserves on a regular basis! It was probably how Tuck and Matthews felt way back when.
Can you believe people are encouraging us to post MORE!!! |
Mate it's mind boggling
You have been in the Boards long term plans for a while and we see a bright future for you in the Nicks Posting XXII
Maybe you would like to apply for the vacant coaching position !!!
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think positive
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | Care to explain this photo JOJO |
everyone knows i dont do public transport, but me and your daughter look very similar! she borrow your hat & scarf??
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swoop42 
Whatcha gonna do when he comes for you?
Joined: 02 Aug 2008
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It's often been said I do my best work down back and from behind so moving me to CHB is an inspired decision.
West Coast may well have it's web but after me and my fellow defenders are finished with them the Bulldogs forwards will be on all fours kissing date after being subjected to the Collingwood centipede.
Skids it's your responsibility to bring the needle and thread so don't forget it!
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Presti35
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Good luck derkd!
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| Don't tell the umps, but there are 19 on the field.
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think positive
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| K wrote: | | Don't tell the umps, but there are 19 on the field. |
I forgot the o As in ok burnsy your go!
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
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Putting those blue pills in the dimmy's was a great idea coach, I probably shouldn't have eaten 12 but it looks like I'll be able to do the "don't argue" fend off with no hands required.
I may just have to be careful tackling from behind though, in case I get charged with sexual assault.
Oh, and don't worry about our Qld pie who thinks he's chairman, I let him live that delusion 
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neil 
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After that performance Sack the coach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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