carlton have a new membership drive

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something might be askew at carlton

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and another

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The sideline symbols are to be a real thing this year

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just one more:

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cannot help myself really:

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It must be true

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The first picture is quite arousing. I thought this was a family blog?

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things are pretty lean afl wise on the Gold Coast so I watch games with a carlton supporter; a real joker, I've been looking for ammunition
this was on the web:

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carlton is just like a mosquito, you have to kill it to stop it sucking.

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from this little snippet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJYg6R4i3u4 (warning there's a little language)

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not my joke:
Denis Pagan attends a Collingwood training session to try and pick up some tips from MM. "Mick," he says, "how do you coach so well?"
Mick responds, "I like to give my players brainteasers, to help keep them on their toes. Watch this."

MM then calls Nathan Buckley over to join the group, and asks him, "Nathan, who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
Bucks thinks for a while, then replies, "It's me."
"Correct," says Mick. Denis thanks him and leaves for the Carlton training session.

Later that day, as the blues are running through their warm ups, Denis calls Brendon Fevola over to join him. "Brendan," says Denis, "who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
Fev thinks long and hard, but cannot work it out. "Give me one second," he says, and walks over to see Kouta.
"Kouta," says Fev, "who is the son of your grandfather's son?"
"It's me," replies Kouta.
Fev now walks back over to Denis, who is still awaiting his answer, and proudly declares: "It's Kouta."
"No, you idiot!" yells Denis. "It's Nathan Buckley!"

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Q. Whats the difference between Carlton and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches

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Q. What do you have when 100 Carlton fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand

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ok I'm down right cheating here but it was funny so I adapted it:

A mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes.
He walked into the embalming room where a corpse was lying on the table. Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss, he began examining the body. He rolled it over and to his amazement there was a cork in its arse. Mystified, he pulled it out, and immediately heard; "oh we are the navy blues the dark old navy blues......." come out the guys butt.
Startled by what had happened, he shoved the cork back into the corpse and ran up the stairs to find his mentor; "Sir, you've got to come down and help me, I've just seen something I can't believe."
Annoyed by the naivety of his assistant, he said OK and followed him downstairs; "There, look at the cork in the arse of that body, I couldn't imagine what it was doing there so I pulled it out. Please you do it."
The mortician was a bit surprised to see the cork, too, so he walked to the table and removed the cork, and sure enough:- " oh we are the navy blues the dark old navy blues...." began to play.
Exasperated, he replaced the cork in its appointed position, turned to his assistant and said: "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of arseholes sing that song."