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Culprit Cancer



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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:30 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yzeOqV7eKI
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:42 pm
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Do you like being a it?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:29 pm
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David wrote:
I'll say it now – I preferred Abbott to Morrison, because, ok, the guy was crazy, but you got the sense that he actually believed in and cared about some things. And Turnbull may have been a sell-out and a coward, but at least he was likeable. Morrison, on the other hand, just seems like the quintessential used-car dealer politician. Just a total phoney.


Hey. Not all used car dealers are phoney!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:59 pm
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But you don't sell the cars do you? Just do the finance and flog them the extras?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:08 pm
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luvdids wrote:
David wrote:
I'll say it now – I preferred Abbott to Morrison, because, ok, the guy was crazy, but you got the sense that he actually believed in and cared about some things. And Turnbull may have been a sell-out and a coward, but at least he was likeable. Morrison, on the other hand, just seems like the quintessential used-car dealer politician. Just a total phoney.


Hey. Not all used car dealers are phoney!


Good point. It was an unfair comparison. Cool

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luvdids Sagittarius



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stui magpie wrote:
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But you don't sell the cars do you? Just do the finance and flog them the extras?


Yes but he didn't say used car "salespeople", he tarred the whole dealership with that brush Laughing

Little less of the "just do"... that's like saying HR just do meetings. Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 7:19 am
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Is there some socially useful function that HR people perform that I have missed?
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^^They present Power Point Presentations reading out each slide in a dull monotone voice. Hence we now have the term "Death by Power Point" Razz
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stui magpie Gemini

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LOL Laughing

Depends on the HR person, but we do do a lot of meetings. Mad

I don't do monotone powerpoint presentations Culprit, you're thinking of accountants, IT and Engineers. (Sales people do really energised powerpoint presentations that don't actually mean anything)

P4S, when you look at socially useful functions different occupations perform, HR people are ahead of Lawyers. Wink Cool

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Well there's nobody advocating or joking about killing all the HR managers.
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stui magpie wrote:
LOL Laughing

Depends on the HR person, but we do do a lot of meetings. Mad

I don't do monotone powerpoint presentations Culprit, you're thinking of accountants, IT and Engineers. (Sales people do really energised powerpoint presentations that don't actually mean anything)

P4S, when you look at socially useful functions different occupations perform, HR people are ahead of Lawyers. Wink Cool

That would be, what, “ahead” in the sense of being further down the corridor on the walk towards the rotating knives?
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https://watsoniabugle.com/2019/02/03/southern-states-consider-quexit-to-avoid-absurd-queensland-politicians/?fbclid=IwAR1WyUyvAifaOC2Z4OsSd0O91FVaq5ffBkT0QCNk6cUwL84ooPj2k6DXwJM


Southern states consider “Quexit” to avoid absurd Queensland politicians Laughing Laughing Laughing If Only.
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As opposed to all the Moonbat Greens from Melbourne and SA?
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As opposed to all the Moonbat Greens from Melbourne and SA?
I'd take them over Pauline and Clive any day.
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luvdids wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
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But you don't sell the cars do you? Just do the finance and flog them the extras?


Yes but he didn't say used car "salespeople", he tarred the whole dealership with that brush Laughing

Little less of the "just do"... that's like saying HR just do meetings. Razz


HR, so Nineties

People and Culcha.......

Oh gimme Personnel any day of the week

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