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Presti35 Virgo

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Joined: 05 Oct 2001
Location: London, England
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 7:31 pm
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Has walked out on Central Coast. And seemingly given up on his soccer dreams. Money may have been the issue.

Reported that he was on $150,000 a year.

Has been sighted in Melbourne in the past few days.

At 195cm, could he be the quick KPP we're looking for?

We could double that salary, and at only 32, still has time to learn the game.

With 23 total golds across his athletics career, why not top it off with a Premiership medallion?

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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:03 pm
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ROFL


Ehhh.........no. Wink
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Dave The Man Scorpio



Joined: 01 Apr 2005
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:15 pm
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Don't think we could fit his $3 Million a Year Contract under the Salary Cap
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 8:16 pm
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Joined: 09 Sep 2011
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:13 pm
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The hushed-up truth is: he's not even all that good with a baton, let alone a ball of any shape or size.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:24 pm
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FFS . ...... Oh I see this was a joke. I hope?
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Collingwood 4 eternity 



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2018 9:44 pm
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If we acquired a Usain Bolt to go with a Mason Cox we’d have a Glen Manton Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:30 am
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One experiment at a time folks
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MatthewBoydFanClub 



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:19 am
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Great idea. At last we find someone who can win the grand final sprint.
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WhyPhilWhy? 

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:56 am
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He would have to start his leads at the back of the grandstand.

Fun idea though
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inxs88 



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 11:21 am
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Definitely provide much needed outside run Smile
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Joined: 03 Nov 2010
Location: Hobart
PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 11:44 am
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Collingwood 4 eternity wrote:
If we acquired a Usain Bolt to go with a Mason Cox we’d have a Glen Manton Shocked


Oh, I get that one...very clever! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Collingwood Crackerjack 



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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:41 pm
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Make it happen Eddie
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think positive Libra

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Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:30 am
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Oh man now that would blow the numbers outta the park! You won’t need the WAFLes to get the female fans through the gate!
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PyreneesPie Pisces

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:26 pm
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jayaykay wrote:
Collingwood 4 eternity wrote:
If we acquired a Usain Bolt to go with a Mason Cox we’d have a Glen Manton Shocked


Oh, I get that one...very clever! Laughing Laughing Laughing


Yep, it was a good one!! Laughing
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