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qldmagpie67
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Coach I'll be arriving aboard the boards private jet today to ensure I'm in peak condition for the game Friday
I'm thinking down to Chinatown for some pre match yum Cha and several beverages (for hydration purposes)
Might even stop by the crown just too see if there doing ok financially and if not donate a couple bucks to the cause
As everyone here knows I'm a very hospitable person and while I want us to win desperately I think we should be the bigger club and extend a olive branch to the Tigers
As a show of good will I think I'll go visit dusty and offer him a visit to my farm
The farm is very entertaining for a city slicker like dusty
We could play hide n seek you know him hiding from me with my gun
Or we could keep his fitness levels up by digging a very deep hole
Or he could go swimming in the river with some concrete shoes for extra fitness practise
Or he could help me get my Boy Scouts badge for knot tying
If he isn't interested that fine he might like to help me search for properties in Melbourne
Can anyone recommend a abandon warehouse that might be suitable for hosting a small get together that I can rent or use for a few days
Does anyone know where I could find a balaclava just to keep my head warm |
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think positive 
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you can have mine!
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stui magpie 
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach I'll be arriving aboard the boards private jet today to ensure I'm in peak condition for the game Friday
I'm thinking down to Chinatown for some pre match yum Cha and several beverages (for hydration purposes)
Might even stop by the crown just too see if there doing ok financially and if not donate a couple bucks to the cause
As everyone here knows I'm a very hospitable person and while I want us to win desperately I think we should be the bigger club and extend a olive branch to the Tigers
As a show of good will I think I'll go visit dusty and offer him a visit to my farm
The farm is very entertaining for a city slicker like dusty
We could play hide n seek you know him hiding from me with my gun
Or we could keep his fitness levels up by digging a very deep hole
Or he could go swimming in the river with some concrete shoes for extra fitness practise
Or he could help me get my Boy Scouts badge for knot tying
If he isn't interested that fine he might like to help me search for properties in Melbourne
Can anyone recommend a abandon warehouse that might be suitable for hosting a small get together that I can rent or use for a few days
Does anyone know where I could find a balaclava just to keep my head warm |
I think offering to assist him with rehabbing his knee would be a great touch. Swimming is great for recovery. I recommend the east Alligator river in the NT. 
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masoncox
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dry day forecast.... cool evening.
Perfect for the big Cox to ram it up them!
5 goals for the prelim from this baby giraffe.
the opposition are not tigers they are bloody hyenas!
In this jungle the giraffe will prevail! |
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neil 
Joined: 08 Sep 2005
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| think positive wrote: | | neil wrote: | Great selections
sack the coach |
after i win us a premiership next week, im ready for the transition, your the new coach.
sack the coach! |
What!!!!! after all my loyalty
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Piesnchess
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| The Boy Who Cried Wolf wrote: | | If we win it all the Coach can be the next poster girl.... |
Agreed, and she can be on page 3 too, as all poster chicks are !!!!!! 
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now theres a scary thought
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stui magpie
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I'm sure either QM67 or ronrat could recommend a place that does fake boobs in Thailand. 
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Haff 
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Hoping for no pinged hammies in the warm up at the pub prior but I’ll be ready coach. How many pre game stubbies required?
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| stui magpie wrote: | | I'm sure either QM67 or ronrat could recommend a place that does fake boobs in Thailand. |
Hmm someone doesn’t want a spot in the grand final team!
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| Haff wrote: | | Hoping for no pinged hammies in the warm up at the pub prior but I’ll be ready coach. How many pre game stubbies required? |
Do you have the legs for stubbies?? I recommend at least 2 scotches, and with cox in mind, an American honey chaser!
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stui magpie
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| think positive wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | | I'm sure either QM67 or ronrat could recommend a place that does fake boobs in Thailand. |
Hmm someone doesn’t want a spot in the grand final team! |
Just being honest, page 3 girls were generally picked for a particular physical attribute and you aren't exactly Samantha Fox.
Mind you, to be fair, I'm not John Holmes either. 
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| stui magpie wrote: | | think positive wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | | I'm sure either QM67 or ronrat could recommend a place that does fake boobs in Thailand. |
Hmm someone doesn’t want a spot in the grand final team! |
Just being honest, page 3 girls were generally picked for a particular physical attribute and you aren't exactly Samantha Fox.
Mind you, to be fair, I'm not John Holmes either. |
i will, um, take your word for that!
but it explains the special order on XXS jock straps!
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| stui magpie wrote: | | Cam wrote: | ...
Now to cause an upset to the Tigers so devastating it will take them decades to recover from. No, not dacking Mick Mollow and Richo at the same time, taking Cotchin and co to the cleaners. And forget the lint brush! |
You bastard, I just had a mental image of Mick Molloy's hairy, pimply, white, fat arse then.
I need brain bleach. I may just sue you for mental cruelty. |
The camera panned to him in either the Rd 6 or the Rd 19 game (his face, not his butt). He looked incredibly smug. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
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| think positive wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | | think positive wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | | I'm sure either QM67 or ronrat could recommend a place that does fake boobs in Thailand. |
Hmm someone doesn’t want a spot in the grand final team! |
Just being honest, page 3 girls were generally picked for a particular physical attribute and you aren't exactly Samantha Fox.
Mind you, to be fair, I'm not John Holmes either. |
i will, um, take your word for that!
but it explains the special order on XXS jock straps! |
Pretty sure they were for one of the newer players.
Life isn't a Subway. Just cos you can't do the footlong doesn't mean you need to settle for the 6 inch.
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