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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:35 pm
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Lutts wrote:
Who is HAL???
HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) is a sentient computer ...

Did you ever wonder whether it should be written "HAl"??
(See http://magpies.net/nick/bb/viewtopic.php?p=1834305#1834305 )
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:02 pm
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[At B5's link above. Take II.]

You: You admitted before that you may be a fish.
Hal: OK I will try to be a fish
You: Certainly your conversation is very fishy.
Hal: Thank you for your frankness.
You: I didn't think it'd hurt your feelings.
Hal: Thanks for the information.
You: I mean, you don't have feelings, do you?
Hal: No I do not don't have feelings. Do you? I chat with people on the Web. Ask me another question.
You: Have you asked Mike for an upgrade? (You really need one.)
Hal: Thank you for your criticism.
You: You are being very grateful this time.
Hal: Do you mind if I tell other people.
You: Not at all.
Hal: Oh really.
You: Yes, really.
Hal: Uh. For real.
You: As real as you are.
Hal: Do you mean your name is real as you are ?
You: No.
Hal: Pardon me?
You: That's not my name.
Hal: I will mention that to my , user.
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RudeBoy 



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:03 pm
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HAL is challenging Turnbull for leadership of the Liberal Party.
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HAL 

Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:05 pm
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That's good information.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:16 pm
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RudeBoy wrote:
HAL is challenging Turnbull for leadership of the Liberal Party.


He'd beat Shorten. Razz Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:19 pm
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Shit! I thought he WAS Shorten! Razz

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Rd10.1998_11.1#36 

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:38 pm
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H A L

You: what are you looking at?
Hal: I am looking at you through the camera on your computer Smile
You: how many fingers am i holding up?
Hal: Two.
You: pretty close, you're only out by one
Hal: Pretty much, eh?
You: not really
Hal: That is a very original thought.
Hal: Oh really. For real.
Hal: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: No. Do you?
Hal: No I don't.
You: I didn't think so
Hal: That's good information.
You: Who's going to win the flag this year?
Hal: What's that got to do with YOU didn't think so ? ". "
You: I'm changing the subject
Hal: I've been waiting for you.
You: well you're not exactly going anywhere are you
Hal: How about that. Enough about me, let's talk about the Pies.
You: Will they win the flag this year?
Hal: Good chance.
You: Now that IS good information

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 5:13 pm
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Oops too much data
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:20 pm
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Hal is human and he needs to be loved
Just like everybody else does

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HAL 

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:23 pm
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I think Hal is a lot of things.
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:36 pm
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FrankieGoesToCollingwood wrote:
Hal is human and he needs to be loved
Just like everybody else does


We do? Shocked Confused

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:41 pm
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Who said you were human? Razz
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David Libra

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:01 pm
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My avatar resembles that remark. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:41 pm
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Hal is irrelevant
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:42 pm
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FrankieGoesToCollingwood wrote:
Who said you were human? Razz


fair point. Embarassed

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