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ronrat
Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: Thailand
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You do know you're the only one eating that stuff?
We had to bury the leftovers last week as training staff, the homeless and my dog all refused to eat them. Even the bin spat them out when we tried that.
Someone suggested taking them to Brunswick for the Hipsters, but they wouldn't eat them unless it was in a suitable setting.
QldMagpie68 suggested packing them and sending to the ladyboy retirement home in Thailand, but when we raised that, the response was that Thailand would consider that an act of military aggression and they would declare war on Australia.
let's just stick with the dimmies? |
You can actually get marathon dimmies in Thailand. In fact I might have a couple tonight watching the world cup You have to search but a few aussie bars have them here. Goes down a treat with a cold Singha . Had my hair cut by a ladyboy the other day. 4 bucks for a haircut in an airconditioned salon and surrounded by young ladies getting ready for assignments at bars later on on.And you can have a beer while you are getting it done.
No hipsters where I am. They tend to go to Chang Mai and pretend they are making a difference by torturing elephants and other wildlife that would be better off left in the wild. Oh that and waiing every buddhist icon and peasant they see which is not only downright insulting but also shows pig ignorance gained from reading that bastion of bozos Lonely planet.
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Piesnchess
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Great team coach, u truly are a legend, amazing what a female can do for a bunch of reprobates like us, you have showed us the promised land, and we follow you to glory. !! Being the VC is a great honour, now can I please have the keys too your whiskey cabinet, for our chivas regal toasts, after we dispose of the evil empire of Bluebellies. ?? Please, the lads deserve it. !!
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watt price tully 
Joined: 15 May 2007
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| masoncox wrote: | | watt price tully wrote: |
Now we are treating our bodies as temples:
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The recently dead Anthony Bourdain said the body was not a temple ....it was an amusment park...take it for a ride and enjoy.
So bring out the dimmies and hot dogs...I would like to see that! |
Anthony & I are about the same age. Only one of us are capable of playing footy. Suicide shmuicide: the truth is being hidden by dark corrupt forces of the meat industry. I know because I read in on the net. Boudain died from hypertension and a fried peanut butter and jam sandwich.
Ours is another temple. Time to get rid of the blues.
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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| stui magpie wrote: | ^
You do know you're the only one eating that stuff?
We had to bury the leftovers last week as training staff, the homeless and my dog all refused to eat them. Even the bin spat them out when we tried that.
Someone suggested taking them to Brunswick for the Hipsters, but they wouldn't eat them unless it was in a suitable setting.
QldMagpie68 suggested packing them and sending to the ladyboy retirement home in Thailand, but when we raised that, the response was that Thailand would consider that an act of military aggression and they would declare war on Australia.
let's just stick with the dimmies? |
We had the dimmies tested. No meat at all. All good. Were part of the tofu substution scandal: tofu dimmies. What u dont know wont hurt you. The tofu came from Eltham: the mudbrick house collective.
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013
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The way you managed to arrange breaking that finger was a master stroke coach!!!
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Piesnchess
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Jeeeeezus Coach, hows yer blood pressure, sorry bout that, the boys forgot u were back and thought u were still playing blackjack in Vegas. Our humble apologies, but its the close call we had to have. !!
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masoncox
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Coach, can you organise us a bus trip up to the gold coast next week.
We can stop off at every chinese cafe up the Newell highway to load up on the dimmies.
We should be full as a goog by the time we arrive. |
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Raw Hammer
Joined: 11 Sep 2008
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Job done. Fiver. Defence inpregnable
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| masoncox wrote: | Coach, can you organise us a bus trip up to the gold coast next week.
We can stop off at every chinese cafe up the Newell highway to load up on the dimmies.
We should be full as a goog by the time we arrive. |
mate the way you waded into the melee you can have a bag full ya self, really good stuff!!
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Jezza 
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Still haven't lost when I've captained the team 
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watt price tully
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Still havent lost since we have stopped eating meat. The tofu in the dimmies are working a treat
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
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Sorry WPT, I spotted you there, that lot went in the bin. Those dimmies we all ate were good old fashioned Marathon cat and cabbage dimmies.
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piedys
Heeeeeeere's Dyso!!!
Joined: 04 Sep 2003
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| stui magpie wrote: | | Those dimmies we all ate were good old fashioned Marathon cat and cabbage dimmies. |
Yep, so fresh they were still purring in the bag... 
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watt price tully
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| piedys wrote: | | stui magpie wrote: | | Those dimmies we all ate were good old fashioned Marathon cat and cabbage dimmies. |
Yep, so fresh they were still purring in the bag... |
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Marathon and fresh is an oxymoron. However, the mock feline meat worked a treat. Then again that tennis raquet I used was hopeless.
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