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Happy mothers day to all the mothers, furbub Mums, Dad Mums, moms, and motherf&$kers out there! Lets kick some butt!
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | Pies4shaw wrote: | | You see, this is the problem with our team - we have a captain (unless the "C" stands for something else) who never turns up to matches. Also, we don't have a half-back line that reads "Langdon, Langdon and Langdon". |
The Latin translation for that backline would be
Turnover, Fumble, Oh shit they kicked another 5 on me
As for the "C" I heard it stands for "Coach" (in waiting take a hint TP) !!! |
Think we got the wrong Langdon # Ed
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| think positive wrote: | | Happy mothers day to all the mothers, furbub Mums, Dad Mums, moms, and motherf&$kers out there! Lets kick some butt! |
Happy Mothers Day coach.
Did you get the dim sum? I was always dim at sums no wonder you picked me for the role.
For Dim Sum before the game today I've just served the players and the team:
1. Pussy cat fillet with an organic stray kitten jus
2. Giblets with Ablett purree (or is that Abletts with Giblet purree)
3. Cat fur bun - with corio flambe
This was all part of a 'de Goey dugstation' inspired by many years of intense dislike of matters Kardinian
Served it to the team for the big one today
Go Pies
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35forever
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| think positive wrote: | I dont know how to put it into words.
this is just a must win game, this is it, Armageddon, |
Can't be that big a deal or you'd play the Premiership FF!
Oh yes,
Get a mirror coach, one of those big "cheval" mirrors, the ones with their own stand. Set it up in the living room, make sure the light is in front of you,
and take a LONG HARD LOOK at yourself!
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think positive
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| 35forever wrote: | | think positive wrote: | I dont know how to put it into words.
this is just a must win game, this is it, Armageddon, |
Can't be that big a deal or you'd play the Premiership FF!
Oh yes,
Get a mirror coach, one of those big "cheval" mirrors, the ones with their own stand. Set it up in the living room, make sure the light is in front of you,
and take a LONG HARD LOOK at yourself! |
actually darling, every expert knows, side light is much more flattering!!
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| watt price tully wrote: | | think positive wrote: | | Happy mothers day to all the mothers, furbub Mums, Dad Mums, moms, and motherf&$kers out there! Lets kick some butt! |
Happy Mothers Day coach.
Did you get the dim sum? I was always dim at sums no wonder you picked me for the role.
For Dim Sum before the game today I've just served the players and the team:
1. Pussy cat fillet with an organic stray kitten jus
2. Giblets with Ablett purree (or is that Abletts with Giblet purree)
3. Cat fur bun - with corio flambe
This was all part of a 'de Goey dugstation' inspired by many years of intense dislike of matters Kardinian
Served it to the team for the big one today
Go Pies |
hopefully we serve up some piping hot Pies!!
cheers, mate, hugs to the mother of the house!!
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| think positive wrote: | | nope, just hate their guts |
So do I coach, Lou Richards summed the Pussys up , called em handbags. LOL 
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think positive
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Any bastard showing up to play???
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think positive
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No dim sims for you
Your fired
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I actually had a chiko roll today, for the first time in about twenty yrs, cant say it improved my game though, do they still make em outa Pussy cats or what ?? Mine looked like Dangermouse in drag.!
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They are cats penises arent they?
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KenH 
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Sorry coach! You have every right to sack us all.
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Jezza 
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Relinquishing me of the captaincy has been detrimental to the team.
Time to give it back to its rightful owner 
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Langdon...?
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| Jezza wrote: | Relinquishing me of the captaincy has been detrimental to the team.
Time to give it back to its rightful owner |
Hahaha
After that display you can coach too!
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