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Bucks5 
Nicky D - Parting the red sea
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BREAKING NEWS
Collingwood AFL training was delayed by nearly two hours today after a player found a white substance on the playing field.
Head Coach, Nathan Buckley, immediately suspended training and called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis AFP forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to players, was the goal line.
Training resumed after the special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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stui magpie 
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Pies2016
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| : ) You sure it was the goal line ? |
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Presti35 
Dick Lee for Legend Status
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Knock, Knock....
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barrackers
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| It wasn't good the first time around when I read it on facebook and the second time was no better. That said I suspect whoever put it on facebook ripped it off someone themselves, because the goal line isn't that relevant in Aussie Rules. |
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think positive 
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I laughed!
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Mugwump
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Thats silly. We encounter a ton of it at the other end.
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Presti35
Dick Lee for Legend Status
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Who's there??
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Presti35
Dick Lee for Legend Status
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Skids 
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
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Yeah, was gunna say, last time I heard that one I fell off my dinosaur 
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Johnno75
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What about that substance wearing Black and White stripes on Saturday night. They sure couldnt spot those up with any consistency.
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watt price tully 
Joined: 15 May 2007
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| Bucks5 wrote: | BREAKING NEWS
Collingwood AFL training was delayed by nearly two hours today after a player found a white substance on the playing field.
Head Coach, Nathan Buckley, immediately suspended training and called the police & federal investigators. After a complete analysis AFP forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to players, was the goal line.
Training resumed after the special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season. |
Very good 
Even though it's an oldie the timing's very good.
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Presti35
Dick Lee for Legend Status
Joined: 05 Oct 2001
Location: London, England
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Is it though?
Honestly the whole thing about having no teeth is funnier. And not as old.
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Bunton Barfly
Joined: 29 Dec 2017
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Ok, so maybe it is old and you guys have heard it before .... but this was a first time for me and I got a REALLY good laugh ... thanks for brightening a (so far) gloomy 2018 season.
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ronrat
Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: Thailand
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If that is the first time you have heard that I hope next time mummy lets you sit on the chair yourself and maybe you can even play Cangy Crush on your own, Pathetic.
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