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Who's the next coach
Thinks positive
17%
 17%  [ 5 ]
P4S
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Rudeboy
21%
 21%  [ 6 ]
John Wren
3%
 3%  [ 1 ]
Magpiebat
10%
 10%  [ 3 ]
Anyone else
35%
 35%  [ 10 ]
Swoops goat
10%
 10%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 28

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3rd degree Aries



Joined: 22 Jun 2004
Location: John Wren's tote

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:53 pm
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So the New coach is Dr Alf Andrews!
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think positive Libra

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Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:25 pm
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qldmagpie67 wrote:
think positive wrote:
Iíve voted for the bat, lol but seriously 6 for anyone else? Name and shame those £$%$ers


Jojo your welcome to reapply for the position.
Just forward your resume along with the $150,000 application fee and $75,000 administration fee and $250,000 I really want the job fee and I'm sure you will be given every fair consideration

if i had that kind of money id be coaching GWS - now they have a team!!

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Brown26 



Joined: 14 Sep 2001
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:29 pm
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I voted for Rudey. Every week I'd rock up and check if I was picked, and most weeks I'd be disappointed. With RB as coach, I can down my sorrows in poorly disguised cat carcus mixed with cabbage and salt with a generous portion of soy sauce. Who could give up THAT opportunity!

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What'sinaname 



Joined: 29 May 2010
Location: In the cloud

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:47 pm
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What about Dave the Man as coach and Tradedraft from Bigfooty as his assistant? The dynamic duo.
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Geek 



Joined: 06 Apr 2006
Location: Glenroy

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:45 pm
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All this talk about financial kickbacks and yet not one mention of cronyism or nepotism. Guys, there's so much more to leadership....

You know, sometimes, I think that the problem with the Nicks XXII isn't so much the apathy but the lack of vision. Kinda like, if Matty Lokan went off on one of his mad bomber straight line dashes but with all the intensity of Shannon Cox on roofies. Then I figure can't be bothered thinking about it anymore so it may as well just be apathy for all I care.

Yeah, vote 1 me for something or other.
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swoop42 Virgo

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Joined: 02 Aug 2008
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 10:12 pm
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I believe we need to concentrate all our efforts on being the best half time little league team we can be.

Mentally at least we'll have no advantage over the children but our collection of fat arses and beer guts should see us steamroll all over them into an open goal.

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eddiesmith Taurus

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Joined: 22 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 1:07 am
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I voted anyone else, all the options suck
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qldmagpie67 



Joined: 18 Dec 2008


PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:38 am
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swoop42 wrote:
I believe we need to concentrate all our efforts on being the best half time little league team we can be.

Mentally at least we'll have no advantage over the children but our collection of fat arses and beer guts should see us steamroll all over them into an open goal.


Swoop can your goat be trusted to be around children ?
I like the unwritten money making thoughts behind this post.
All those children all that ransom paid to the board and all the blame lumped on the unsuspecting suckers on the field
Outstanding Swoop keep up these money making ideas and there may be a place at the next training camp for you (no your goat can't come we only take 1 animal and that position is taken by Dyso)
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qldmagpie67 



Joined: 18 Dec 2008


PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:34 am
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Well after yesterday's stunning comeback against the feral doggies there's a few posters who have put themselves in the frame for this highly sort after position.

Jojo was active and at her spiteful best taking a pot shot at yours truly. Well done Jojo you know how to appeal to the boards nasty side

Raw hammer had the sarcasm meter at breaking point during the game. He was quick to those who were down and even when the wheel,turned he kicked them some more. Outstanding hammer love your work

Son of rowdy gets a gold star for his grovelling to the board in the post match summary. Rowdy that sort of thing is what this board loves. The board sees a bright future for you we just don't know if that's as coach or using the oils from your body to burn in the lanterns in our cave

Finally Jezza kept the faithful updated with the scoring progress during the game. Jezza with a bit of foresight you could have been charging for this service. You know making money to funnel to the board. Really I shouldn't have to remind such a long term poster like you of the boards financial needs.

Voting will close on Thursday (unless we are bribed by a person desperate to be coach then it will close earlier)
Remember your votes counts for nothing (basically like voting in the Collingwood board elections) but we appreciate your membership money flowing in
All cheques can be made out to
Qldmagpie retirement fund & Dyso ladyboy fund

We thank you in advance for your prompt payments
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FrankieGoesToCollingwood Taurus

Nyuk nyuk nyuk


Joined: 29 May 2006
Location: is where I'm at

PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2018 8:03 am
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The nicks version of the footy show. Same old faces and recycled, lame jokes. Massive overhaul needed or just give it up!
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Joined: 18 Dec 2008


PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 9:01 pm
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Well the final decision has been made
After a long and exhaustive process the board has upon the following.

In keeping with Collingwood voting processes we haven't and won't be selecting the person who received the most (anyone else)

We won't even be selecting the person who received the send most votes (Rudeboy his financials just didn't stand up to scrutiny)

So that left us with little choice really

So would like to congratulate Thinks positive on being reappointed as coach for the 2018 season
Again we expect your weekly cheque, selection in our favoured positions and finally a unlimited supply of cheap dimmies and cold beer

All poster are now free to come bribing the coach for the remainder of the spots on nicks posting 22
Good luck to all concerned for the upcoming season and maybe your wallets be full and your praise of the board plentiful
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swoop42 Virgo

The Flash


Joined: 02 Aug 2008
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 9:33 pm
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Sack the coach.
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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:18 pm
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Oh ta

Pis get my name right! Actually I might do a Cher. Or an Arnie. Just call me Think. You donít think?

Brown26, I appreciated your poxy vote, you can have frankiesprosinhollywoods spot, and if I forget, just show up in his place

Cheers, calls for a celebration, Iíll have a glass of cats in shitty pastry, cheers!

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ronrat 



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: Thailand

PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:10 pm
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Well if TP can coach from Youessay I might get a game from Thailand. Well maybe even 2 in a row.
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Joined: 28 Nov 2005


PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:21 am
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So glad TP got the 2 yr contract extension, despite our poor form.

Nevertheless, there will be no excuses if we fail again this year. Cool
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