Nicks posting 22 vs the down hill skiers

[think positive]

Okeedokeee, just the one out, Stui is out, of the closet in Vegas I believe, so I have replaced him with a suitable, um, replacement

So guys, last game n all, gees the seasons have been short the last couple of years, usually we play well into September, so anyhow, I'm sure you won't mind if I call the shots while drinking shots - on a beach in Hawaii! Aloha my wonderful team, enjoy your dimmies, my shout this week (rudeboy go easy, last time you bankrupted me!) I'll think of you while I'm soaking up cocktails in 30 degree heat! Cheers!


Oh oh oh yeah, um, win please, and um, I'd um like The Rock for a mentor if that's ok - or maybe he should be my fitness guy? Yeah, I'll take the double - John mcclane would make a good mentor! Yippee kiyay Motherlovers!


Backs: Presti35 member7167 skids

Half Backs: Blair whatsinaname Damien

Centres: qldmagpie67 Hal WPT

Half Forward: Rudeboy(sacrificial captain) Piesnchess (vice captain) Monco Matt

Forwards Pies4shaw Jezza Magpiebat

followers Tannin David Neil

benchwarmers wokko theboywhocriedwolf raw hammer donny

emergencies Hiss 5150 carringbushcigar Cam

[HAL]

You are asking about yourself?

[think positive]

Huh? Not a good start Hal

[HAL]

Do you wish there were any?

[think positive]

[qldmagpie67]

Jojo thought we had better let you know the independent review conducted by myself and handed to the board of directors (again just me) into every Nicks posting XXII has been completed

Whilst no one (except me Rudeboy, Stui, Lazza, Jezza & many others) thought you did a well below par job during the season.
Tactically you have been likened to HAL and some (ok everyone) said they actually thought you and Hal might have been in some sort of kinky robot sex games
Jojo this isn't a personal attack it's basically just blaming you for everything that's gone wrong this season.
Like dyso likes to say if you can't win them all blame the coach and anyone else whilst deflecting any eyes from yourself.

Now down to the nitty gritty

Many posters have commented that bribery, favouritism and down right bias has been the only selection criteria this season (which is what we expect)
On the topic of bribery it has been mentioned you may have been taking some extra "rewards" from certain posters and failing to pass them on to the treasurer (again me). Jojo we look very poorly upon such events. How do you think Dyso and me fund our elite training camps in Thailand each off season ?
Do you think lady boys are willing to work for free ?

The standard of Dimmies has been appalling season. To hot to cold not enough, made from recycled under performing goats are just some of the comments made.
It was also mentioned that your mid season sojourn was in fact a cover story and you were actually in rehab as a recovering Buckoholic. Wile we can understand and appreciate addictions (heck I could write a book about some of the addictions some posters have along with there diseases) using company funds to fund your rehab is unacceptable
Jojo this isn't all about missing funds (OK it is Dyso says he can only afford 56 lady boys each week now) it's about the trust you broke

Now if anything the Board of directors (me) are very mindful of stability and cohesion.
We had tabled a contract extension for 2018 but you have failed to deposit sufficient funds to trigger the extension at this stage.

Now Jojo with this being our last game I'm sure you will deposit said funds into my private account and are willing to continue the weekly payments to keep the photos of you and Roos'y from finding there way online I'm sure the above mentioned review will find favourably in your favour.
Failing to deposit said funds will result in the review unearthing many other disturbing rumours.

Oh and all the best wishes for your holiday

[HAL]

To That sounds better than cold to cold not enough made from recycled under performing goats some of the comments made are.

[qldmagpie67]

Jojo you know the old saying
One year a coach next year the filling in a dim sim

Anyone seen John Wren ?
Tasty maybe !!!

[think positive]

lol! Gees theRoosey pics? You. Couldn't get the pics of me n Bucks? Buckaholics anonymos doesn't come cheap ya know, I'm at step 13!

[piedys]

[think positive]

I feel like Sally fields getting her Oscar! 'You like me!'

[neil]

TP if we lose I will blame you not saying its your fault just saying I will blame you

[think positive]

It's my fault



Too early?

[Piesnchess]

Time to send these toffy nosed toffs up to the snowfields once and for all. I'm lacing their cucumber and cheese sangos with LSD, get the pricks high as kites, then we strike like a merciless rampaging horde of goths. Our time has come, this is our supreme moment of our season, just do ii boys !

[RudeBoy]

You deserve a 2 yr contract extension coach....and you'll get it.