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| Who wins, Kale, Kayle or Cale |
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stui magpie 
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So welcome to the inaugural edition of the Collingwood version of Man vs Food, AKA in this case, battle of the homonyms.
In the first corner of the triangle cage, we have Kale.
Kale is a horrible tasting leafy vegetable that no one ate until, in a triumph of marketing not seen since Steve Jobs was alive, it became known as a "superfood" and gained instant popularity with hipsters, vegans and healthy fad chasers. Anyone with functioning taste buds knows to give this glorified weed a wide berth and eat Spinach instead.
In the second corner, we have Kayle Kirby, the Indigenous small forward who's a Collingwood cult figure already but can't crack it (yet) for a game in the AFL team.
Likened to a blend of Byron Pickett and Cyril Rioli (Which I assume is 100% related to his playing style not his background) he is a goal kicking and tackling machine, provided the ball or opponent are within 10 metres. Has serious potential as a small forward, but the club is being conservative wanting him to build his tank (  why do I have scary mental pictures of Colin Furze when I type that) which is good in principle but I personally think having a MICA unit follow him when he trundles around The Tan is maybe a tad too much.
Finally, the last member of the Homonym triumvirate is Cale Hooker.
28 year old KPP from Essendon who can play forward or back with equal lack of impact and wears a Man Bun. Kicked 5 today up forward against a Norf side with as much experience as a virgin in as brothel whereas he would struggle to get a kick in a stampede against a half decent opponent.
So, the squared triangle is loaded, the 3 corners face off. Michael Buffer is shaking his balls against his knees and yelling something about rumbling into the mic, who ya gonna vote for? Who is the winner in this rather disturbing 3 way?
Over to you, denizens of Nicks, who wins? Kale, Kayle or Cale?
(Mods, bit of slack.......please)
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i voted kayle, because i fely sorry for him.
seriously, kirby for a last name and then you cop Kayle? spelt in a well, hmmm way, poor bugger, i bet he know how to fight
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| We need a KPP to me so voted for Cale. |
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think positive
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| BucksIsFutureCoach wrote: | | We need a KPP to me so voted for Cale. |
be honest, you want a hooker
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watt price tully 
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| stui magpie wrote: | So welcome to the inaugural edition of the Collingwood version of Man vs Food, AKA in this case, battle of the homonyms.
In the first corner of the triangle cage, we have Kale.
Kale is a horrible tasting leafy vegetable that no one ate until, in a triumph of marketing not seen since Steve Jobs was alive, it became known as a "superfood" and gained instant popularity with hipsters, vegans and healthy fad chasers. Anyone with functioning taste buds knows to give this glorified weed a wide berth and eat Spinach instead.
In the second corner, we have Kayle Kirby, the Indigenous small forward who's a Collingwood cult figure already but can't crack it (yet) for a game in the AFL team.
Likened to a blend of Byron Pickett and Cyril Rioli (Which I assume is 100% related to his playing style not his background) he is a goal kicking and tackling machine, provided the ball or opponent are within 10 metres. Has serious potential as a small forward, but the club is being conservative wanting him to build his tank ( why do I have scary mental pictures of Colin Furze when I type that) which is good in principle but I personally think having a MICA unit follow him when he trundles around The Tan is maybe a tad too much.
Finally, the last member of the Homonym triumvirate is Cale Hooker.
28 year old KPP from Essendon who can play forward or back with equal lack of impact and wears a Man Bun. Kicked 5 today up forward against a Norf side with as much experience as a virgin in as brothel whereas he would struggle to get a kick in a stampede against a half decent opponent.
So, the squared triangle is loaded, the 3 corners face off. Michael Buffer is shaking his balls against his knees and yelling something about rumbling into the mic, who ya gonna vote for? Who is the winner in this rather disturbing 3 way?
Over to you, denizens of Nicks, who wins? Kale, Kayle or Cale?
(Mods, bit of slack.......please) |
Yes I agree: (From the Monthly)
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