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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Well im rolling the dice now, just going to let it ride. im telling ya, all we need is 22 midfielders! Its the new wave coming, we are ahead of our time, im telling you, im a legend, i am FIGJAM! actually make that marmalade, bitter lemon marmalade
we leave a day early so that i can check your uniforms. (actually im just sick of this weather) we will not have a repeat of last year, boys, the mankinis stay in the cupboard. Gees guys you look like a bunch of potatoes in sling shots. anyone would think we have a team of spuds .....um....hmmm. ok then.
and im sad to have to tell you that our brave warrior Thomsoc will probably miss this week. he went looking for the missing flight KPP370, and was last seen dangling by his dangly bits from a suspicious looking alien craft - just quietly, i believe its Eddies jet.
so to the team: we have some new victims this week, the brave fools who put their hands up - i believe the truth to be they all just want to share in the great mans history making game, yep folks this is it, 150 games to the shortest, slowest, fumblingest, unkickingest, dumbest, genius football player in the history of the game is about to play his 150th game!!
Rudeboy is cooking up a special dimsim cake for the occasion, im telling you there isnt a cat left in geeeefricklong!! Even the goats excited!
let me hear ya!!
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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Listen up coach.
Since you haven't selected moi in the last few weeks we haven't won a game.
Just sayin'
_________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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think positive
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watt price tully wrote: | Listen up coach.
Since you haven't selected moi in the last few weeks we haven't won a game.
Just sayin' |
So your saying your anybody?
Ok your in, I'll play an extra man, no one will notice, just shave where the mankiki doesn't cover
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Monco Matt
Do it to THEM before THEY do it to YOU
Joined: 28 Apr 2009 Location: Sittin, Drinkin, Reloadin & Waitin
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I'm back! A bit dash of the half back line. I'll pinpoint those passes to the mids, no turnovers from me. A win is now assured. Go Pies! Are we still a mathematical chance?
_________________ RED "BABY" CAVANAUGH: Didn't hear what the bet was.
MONCO: Your life. |
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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Umm
It's called fish tanking
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watt price tully
Joined: 15 May 2007
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think positive wrote: | watt price tully wrote: | Listen up coach.
Since you haven't selected moi in the last few weeks we haven't won a game.
Just sayin' |
So your saying your anybody?
Ok your in, I'll play an extra man, no one will notice, just shave where the mankiki doesn't cover |
I have a calf coach, two in fact. can't make it. Given the game is being played in the Gold Coast near Sufferers Paradise please don't send the white shoe brigade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpSipVxNBG0
But I do expect a donation in unmarked used bills in a brown paper bag
_________________ “I even went as far as becoming a Southern Baptist until I realised they didn’t keep ‘em under long enough” Kinky Friedman |
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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I made the dim sim cake as you ordered coach, but I'm afraid I've eaten it. You know what they say about my dimmy recipes "you can get it any old how, you can get it any old meow".
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neil
Joined: 08 Sep 2005 Location: Queensland
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Well done this side will guarantee a good end of season party
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BBHS
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Joined: 30 Jun 2004 Location: Bellarine
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Rolling out the same old names. Seems familar.....
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013 Location: We prefer free speech - you know it's right
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What I'm in the team!!
Things must be truly bad then eh, well good one coach cause I'm going to tank in the Fwd Pocket all game long, and we need the draft picks...
I mean just look at this sorry mob of dim sims you've picked.... again, bottom of the barrel stuff eh.
Its got so bad you'll pick that midget next and play him as a hit up fwd... what's his name again?
_________________ All Aboard!! Choo Choo!!! |
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Member 7167
"What Good Fortune For Governments That The People Do Not Think" - Adolf Hitler.
Joined: 18 Dec 2008 Location: The Collibran Hideout
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Piesnchess
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Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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I'm confused, are we playing Brisvegas, the Brizzie Bears, or the Gold Coast Beachboys. ?? Doesn't matter, we just ram down their throats copious amounts of sun tan oil, and the rest will take care of itself. We can and will win this one, make no mistake about that !
_________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Coach I don't know how I'm going to go tomorrow. We just got home to our motel room and my wife said and I quote "well your drunk as drink can be aren't you"
I think I mumbled something about I need to be to be able to go to the footy tomorrow
That was followed by a quick reply of "that's if you sober up in time dumb ass"
Isn't love grand !!!!
Maybe staying drunk will assist me in passing out some time between warm up and first bounce thus eliminating the need need to cry like a 2yr old for the next 120 minutes
Well coach think I'll inspect the mini bar for a bit now that the wife has gone to bed with strick instructions not to breathe near or on her for a considerable time frame
I'll follow orders and sit quietly in th arm chair and a few of these little bottles and see if I can't summon the courage to crawl into bed sometime before dawn
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think positive
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qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach I don't know how I'm going to go tomorrow. We just got home to our motel room and my wife said and I quote "well your drunk as drink can be aren't you"
I think I mumbled something about I need to be to be able to go to the footy tomorrow
That was followed by a quick reply of "that's if you sober up in time dumb ass"
Isn't love grand !!!!
Maybe staying drunk will assist me in passing out some time between warm up and first bounce thus eliminating the need need to cry like a 2yr old for the next 120 minutes
Well coach think I'll inspect the mini bar for a bit now that the wife has gone to bed with strick instructions not to breathe near or on her for a considerable time frame
I'll follow orders and sit quietly in th arm chair and a few of these little bottles and see if I can't summon the courage to crawl into bed sometime before dawn |
It's couch for u
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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^^^
Coach I should have heeded your advice and not gone out for dinner, I think someone spiked my lemonade or sarsaparilla
You warned me I might run into undesirable types like dyso but I didn't listen
I think I'll,be ok come first bounce I might just need some extra spells on the bench to replenish energy and hydrate
Could some one also bring one of those vomit bags from the plane just in case
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