Nicks Posting 22 vs 'Gold Coast Sunnies

[think positive]

Well im rolling the dice now, just going to let it ride. im telling ya, all we need is 22 midfielders! Its the new wave coming, we are ahead of our time, im telling you, im a legend, i am FIGJAM! actually make that marmalade, bitter lemon marmalade

we leave a day early so that i can check your uniforms. (actually im just sick of this weather) we will not have a repeat of last year, boys, the mankinis stay in the cupboard. Gees guys you look like a bunch of potatoes in sling shots. anyone would think we have a team of spuds .....um....hmmm. ok then.

and im sad to have to tell you that our brave warrior Thomsoc will probably miss this week. he went looking for the missing flight KPP370, and was last seen dangling by his dangly bits from a suspicious looking alien craft - just quietly, i believe its Eddies jet.

so to the team: we have some new victims this week, the brave fools who put their hands up - i believe the truth to be they all just want to share in the great mans history making game, yep folks this is it, 150 games to the shortest, slowest, fumblingest, unkickingest, dumbest, genius football player in the history of the game is about to play his 150th game!!

Rudeboy is cooking up a special dimsim cake for the occasion, im telling you there isnt a cat left in geeeefricklong!! Even the goats excited!

let me hear ya!!

[watt price tully]

Listen up coach.

Since you haven't selected moi in the last few weeks we haven't won a game.

Just sayin'

[think positive]

[Monco Matt]

I'm back! A bit dash of the half back line. I'll pinpoint those passes to the mids, no turnovers from me. A win is now assured. Go Pies! Are we still a mathematical chance?

[think positive]

Umm


It's called fish tanking

[watt price tully]

[RudeBoy]

I made the dim sim cake as you ordered coach, but I'm afraid I've eaten it. You know what they say about my dimmy recipes "you can get it any old how, you can get it any old meow".

[neil]

Well done this side will guarantee a good end of season party

[BBHS]

Rolling out the same old names. Seems familar.....

[The Boy Who Cried Wolf]

What I'm in the team!!

Things must be truly bad then eh, well good one coach cause I'm going to tank in the Fwd Pocket all game long, and we need the draft picks...

I mean just look at this sorry mob of dim sims you've picked.... again, bottom of the barrel stuff eh.

Its got so bad you'll pick that midget next and play him as a hit up fwd... what's his name again?

[Member 7167]

I've been busy making up for lost time. No cat in my Dimmis. All pork

Who want to pig out after the game.

[Piesnchess]

I'm confused, are we playing Brisvegas, the Brizzie Bears, or the Gold Coast Beachboys. ?? Doesn't matter, we just ram down their throats copious amounts of sun tan oil, and the rest will take care of itself. We can and will win this one, make no mistake about that !

[qldmagpie67]

Coach I don't know how I'm going to go tomorrow. We just got home to our motel room and my wife said and I quote "well your drunk as drink can be aren't you"
I think I mumbled something about I need to be to be able to go to the footy tomorrow
That was followed by a quick reply of "that's if you sober up in time dumb ass"
Isn't love grand !!!!
Maybe staying drunk will assist me in passing out some time between warm up and first bounce thus eliminating the need need to cry like a 2yr old for the next 120 minutes
Well coach think I'll inspect the mini bar for a bit now that the wife has gone to bed with strick instructions not to breathe near or on her for a considerable time frame
I'll follow orders and sit quietly in th arm chair and a few of these little bottles and see if I can't summon the courage to crawl into bed sometime before dawn

[think positive]

[qldmagpie67]

^^^
Coach I should have heeded your advice and not gone out for dinner, I think someone spiked my lemonade or sarsaparilla
You warned me I might run into undesirable types like dyso but I didn't listen
I think I'll,be ok come first bounce I might just need some extra spells on the bench to replenish energy and hydrate
Could some one also bring one of those vomit bags from the plane just in case