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Mugwump 



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 11:38 am
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^ check the back of the Quran or the Old Testament. There are probably recipes.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:26 pm
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Mugwump wrote:
^ check the back of the Quran or the Old Testament. There are probably recipes.


Laughing

Book of revelations comes close. Apparently when the lamb & the lion get together the lamb gets a bit nervous. Something about the eighth bowl, a lazy susan and a beast with oil.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 12:31 pm
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^ yep, whoever wrote Rev was on some serious drugs. That excuse dos not apply to those who take it seriously today, alas.

As Woody Allen said, "and lo, the lamb shall lie down with the lion, but the lamb shall not get much sleep,"

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 4:55 pm
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watt price tully wrote:
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I think the essay questions used for assessment might be informative. I expect the topics will be of the kind "To what extent do you consider that customary Islamic law is compatible with the common law of Australia - discuss with reference to at least two of the following: succession, family law, criminal law, banking and finance law", rather than "To what extent should the infidels be boiled in oil in order to ensure the replacement of the common law of Australia with customary Islamic law - discuss with reference to the accomplishment of jihad".

When I used to teach public international law, it was common for us to discuss and analyse, amongst many other things, resolutions of the UN Security Council. Just because we might have spent time analysing particular ones that authorised the use of force in certain circumstances didn't mean that anyone in the room was endorsing war.


So how long should infidels be boiled in oil then?

Oh, sorry - you want multiple choice: is it (a) until they stop screaming; (b) until it hurts a little; (c) until it hurts a lot; or (d) as long as it takes?
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:04 pm
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watt price tully wrote:
Pies4shaw wrote:
I think the essay questions used for assessment might be informative. I expect the topics will be of the kind "To what extent do you consider that customary Islamic law is compatible with the common law of Australia - discuss with reference to at least two of the following: succession, family law, criminal law, banking and finance law", rather than "To what extent should the infidels be boiled in oil in order to ensure the replacement of the common law of Australia with customary Islamic law - discuss with reference to the accomplishment of jihad".

When I used to teach public international law, it was common for us to discuss and analyse, amongst many other things, resolutions of the UN Security Council. Just because we might have spent time analysing particular ones that authorised the use of force in certain circumstances didn't mean that anyone in the room was endorsing war.


So how long should infidels be boiled in oil then?

Oh, sorry - you want multiple choice: is it (a) until they stop screaming; (b) until it hurts a little; (c) until it hurts a lot; or (d) as long as it takes?


They need to be drawn and quartered first. maybe even eighthed to get manageable pieces.

Then 15 minutes per kilo in oil heated to 180c to get some crackle on the outside and cooked through.

If you're only interested in the crackle not the flesh you only want butt, thighs and belly. So score first and rub in the salt and lower them feet first into the oil up to the chest. Wait around 20 minutes after they stop screaming to pull them out and rest before serving.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:20 pm
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1.2/3 Ts Salt
2.1/2 Ts Thyme
3.1/2 Ts Basil
4.1/3 Ts Oregano
5.1 Ts Celery salt
6.1 Ts Black Pepper
7.1 Ts Dried Mustard
8.4 Ts Paprika
9.2 Ts Garlic salt
10.1 Ts Ground Ginger
11.3 Ts White Pepper
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:28 pm
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^

You forgot the MSG. Wink Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:31 pm
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"And the seventh seal was opened, and the Colonel's eleven secret herbs and spices were revealed."
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:36 pm
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David wrote:
"And the seventh seal was opened, and the Colonel's eleven secret herbs and spices were revealed."
the secret is using sea pigeons, I don't know how anyone can eat that shit! It's gross
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:52 pm
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David wrote:
"And the seventh seal was opened, and the Colonel's eleven secret herbs and spices were revealed."

Wink

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_Original_Recipe
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:55 pm
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^

Yeah, I recognised the ingredients. You're still missing the MSG. Cool

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 8:56 pm
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stui magpie wrote:
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Yeah, I recognised the ingredients. You're still missing the MSG. Cool

Why? Shocked Shocked Shocked
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:03 pm
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Pies4shaw wrote:
stui magpie wrote:
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Yeah, I recognised the ingredients. You're still missing the MSG. Cool

Why? Shocked Shocked Shocked


I've read them before, tried them, and also read reviews where they were tested. I couldn't recite them off the top of my head but when I saw them written together it was "Oh, the KFC recipe"

In the tests, to replicate the original flavour, you needed 1/2 ts of MSG. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:22 pm
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so it turns out these scumbag thieves stole our trailer to transport a landcruiser (which on its own is about 2 tonne more than a 1 tonne trailer should carry) and then they put a stolen quadbike on top of the stolen landcruiser, and inside the landcruiser was a heap of tools and things belonging to the quadbike owner! no wonder the cops pulled them over, thats a tall load!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 22, 2017 3:58 pm
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Yes, society's getting worse. Honestly, what's wrong with some people??!!
http://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/07/22/07/20/video-shows-teens-laughing-as-man-drowns
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