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think positive
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005 Location: somewhere
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Right boys this is it, backs to the wall stuff. Its the last stand. The OK corral. The Hindenburg. Hiroshima. Its Negan and Lucile, Hulk vs Venom, Sonny vs Cher.
and we have a BIG out this week. and i mean BIG!! 6'4"wide, oops, i mean high usually tears it up in the Dimmie and Dunny lines. But yep, the big fella is OUT! Caught behind, LBW, Im sorry i cant go in to details, well I can, but ill have to kill you, and i have been pinkie sworn to secrecy but what I can tell you is it involves 5150, swoop, a strange smelling van, a goat (no its not the goat farting) some gucky looking tissues, and a secret payment from Tannin.
yep big Stui is out, something about a back handed complaint? sore BBQ ribs? man flu? now i dont need to tell you what a loss this is, but we have him manfully covered by , wait for it, wait for it, you wont see this coming Rudeboy! yes hes ready to take on tall buildings, chicken spires, and an extra load of Dimmies, all washed down with some crispy creams!!
c'mon boys, some bastard joined just yesterday to try and take me down, and im telling you, this girl she dont get down for anyone!! (not on these knees!!) so here we go, let me hear ya!!
_________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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MagpieBat
Joined: 27 Nov 2010 Location: Brooding in a cave... somewhere... maybe...
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And Jarryd Blair not even within cooee of this side.
You might be learning this gig after all, TP... _________________ I am vengeance. I am the night. I am MagpieBat. |
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Piesnchess
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Yep coach, this truly is our D Day, our trench in the sand game, time to raise the black flag, take no prisoners, this is it, side by side, shoulder to shoulder, and its over the top to launch hell into the piss and poo horde. Give em hell boys, give em hell, smash these old pricks once and for all. Fix bayonets, and CHARGE. !! _________________ Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
Chess and Vodka are born brothers. - Russian proverb. |
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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Didn't you bring the bear back from Alaska last week?
But unfortunately it was Boo Boo from Yogi bear fame!
So hope you don't replace him with Padington Bear!
Go get us a real bear, one with hairs on his chest. _________________ we don't eat our own at collingwood we just allow them to foul our nest. |
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think positive
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That bear is keeping me warm tonight - I think rudeboy and Stui ate the rest of him _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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That is your problem TP!
You are making the bear soft.
The bear should be sleeping outside or at least in the den! _________________ we don't eat our own at collingwood we just allow them to foul our nest. |
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Member 7167
"What Good Fortune For Governments That The People Do Not Think" - Adolf Hitler.
Joined: 18 Dec 2008 Location: The Collibran Hideout
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It looks like me and Member 7167 are going to double team them. It is going to be a demanding game playing two positions. _________________ Now Retired - Every Day Is A Saturday |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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Thanks Coach. Not a bad team even though i'm not playing.
I'm resting up and should be right for next week.
Can you please just ask Swoop to come get his fkn goat back. I keep knocking it out by holding 5150's undies over it's nose, but it's developing an immunity and starting to like it. I even bought the dog in to get rid of it, but the big sook took one look at the goat and the debris in the bedroom and bolted back outside and straight under the house _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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think positive
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Oh now thats just mental torture!
Stui out, dog in! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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think positive
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Member 7167 wrote: | It looks like me and Member 7167 are going to double team them. It is going to be a demanding game playing two positions. |
Bloody hell they whinge when there out, I give em a double chance they still whinge! Stui dog gets your other spot! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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think positive
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thompsoc wrote: | That is your problem TP!
You are making the bear soft.
The bear should be sleeping outside or at least in the den! |
No no no no no, I like my teddies soft, not scratchy and rough!
I've got John mclane for that! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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think positive
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And he likes my teddy too! _________________ You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Cam
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Joined: 10 May 2002 Location: Springvale
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Let's fire right up! Tabasco in the heatrub and mandatory rubdowns for all! _________________ Get back on top. |
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005 Location: In flagrante delicto
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think positive wrote: | Member 7167 wrote: | It looks like me and Member 7167 are going to double team them. It is going to be a demanding game playing two positions. |
Bloody hell they whinge when there out, I give em a double chance they still whinge! Stui dog gets your other spot! |
Just so you know, the dog won't chase a ball, he has no interest.
If you can convince each of the hawks players to carry a small dog, he'll cause carnage. Otherwise, he's as useless as Wolf boy. _________________ Every dead body on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe just calm the **** down. |
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Raw Hammer
Joined: 11 Sep 2008 Location: The Gutter
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Disappointed that Poppy hasn't made the team. I'd wear him like. Gayfer glove. _________________ Est. 2002 |
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