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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 6:58 pm
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Right boys this is it, backs to the wall stuff. Its the last stand. The OK corral. The Hindenburg. Hiroshima. Its Negan and Lucile, Hulk vs Venom, Sonny vs Cher.

and we have a BIG out this week. and i mean BIG!! 6'4"wide, oops, i mean high Embarassed usually tears it up in the Dimmie and Dunny lines. But yep, the big fella is OUT! Caught behind, LBW, Im sorry i cant go in to details, well I can, but ill have to kill you, and i have been pinkie sworn to secrecy but what I can tell you is it involves 5150, swoop, a strange smelling van, a goat (no its not the goat farting) some gucky looking tissues, and a secret payment from Tannin.

yep big Stui is out, something about a back handed complaint? sore BBQ ribs? man flu? now i dont need to tell you what a loss this is, but we have him manfully covered by , wait for it, wait for it, you wont see this coming Rudeboy! yes hes ready to take on tall buildings, chicken spires, and an extra load of Dimmies, all washed down with some crispy creams!!

c'mon boys, some bastard joined just yesterday to try and take me down, and im telling you, this girl she dont get down for anyone!! (not on these knees!!) so here we go, let me hear ya!!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:16 pm
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And Jarryd Blair not even within cooee of this side.

You might be learning this gig after all, TP...

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:23 pm
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Yep coach, this truly is our D Day, our trench in the sand game, time to raise the black flag, take no prisoners, this is it, side by side, shoulder to shoulder, and its over the top to launch hell into the piss and poo horde. Give em hell boys, give em hell, smash these old pricks once and for all. Fix bayonets, and CHARGE. !!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:30 pm
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Didn't you bring the bear back from Alaska last week?
But unfortunately it was Boo Boo from Yogi bear fame!
So hope you don't replace him with Padington Bear!
Go get us a real bear, one with hairs on his chest.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:36 pm
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That bear is keeping me warm tonight - I think rudeboy and Stui ate the rest of him Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:44 pm
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That is your problem TP!
You are making the bear soft.
The bear should be sleeping outside or at least in the den!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 7:59 pm
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It looks like me and Member 7167 are going to double team them. It is going to be a demanding game playing two positions.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:26 pm
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Thanks Coach. Not a bad team even though i'm not playing. Mad

I'm resting up and should be right for next week.

Can you please just ask Swoop to come get his fkn goat back. I keep knocking it out by holding 5150's undies over it's nose, but it's developing an immunity and starting to like it. I even bought the dog in to get rid of it, but the big sook took one look at the goat and the debris in the bedroom and bolted back outside and straight under the house Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:49 pm
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Oh now thats just mental torture!

Stui out, dog in!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:50 pm
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Member 7167 wrote:
It looks like me and Member 7167 are going to double team them. It is going to be a demanding game playing two positions.


Bloody hell they whinge when there out, I give em a double chance they still whinge! Stui dog gets your other spot!

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think positive Libra

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:51 pm
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thompsoc wrote:
That is your problem TP!
You are making the bear soft.
The bear should be sleeping outside or at least in the den!


No no no no no, I like my teddies soft, not scratchy and rough!

I've got John mclane for that!

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:51 pm
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And he likes my teddy too!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:18 pm
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Let's fire right up! Tabasco in the heatrub and mandatory rubdowns for all!
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stui magpie Gemini

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:33 pm
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think positive wrote:
Member 7167 wrote:
It looks like me and Member 7167 are going to double team them. It is going to be a demanding game playing two positions.


Bloody hell they whinge when there out, I give em a double chance they still whinge! Stui dog gets your other spot!


Just so you know, the dog won't chase a ball, he has no interest.

If you can convince each of the hawks players to carry a small dog, he'll cause carnage. Otherwise, he's as useless as Wolf boy.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:22 pm
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Disappointed that Poppy hasn't made the team. I'd wear him like. Gayfer glove.
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