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Jezza 
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Time to smash this mob 
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HAL
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Jezza
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| HAL wrote: | | Why do you have to do it? |
Because I'm obligated to do so 
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neil 
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time to smash these scumbags
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qldmagpie67
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Great selection coach
Playing me a CHB today not only will stop them kicking any goals but I'll run off my opponent and kick about 8 myself.
Just tell P4S to stay clear of the goal square for when I launch them from 75m would hate for him to get sunburn on the roof of his mouth whilst watching them sail through all day
Maybe he could be more use passing the dimmies around at the breaks
Sorry to here about the goat escapades again but what can I say it wasn't unexpected |
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RudeBoy
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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Normally I scoff down a dozen steamed dimmies before the game, but today, after the coach appointed me captain, I will top that with another dozen fried dimmies at half time. Come the final quarter, I will be in a great position to literally shit all over the Hawks.  |
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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Coach, I hope you had an emergency, the Dog is a scratching.
I chased Swoop's goat outside and the Dog ate it.
He's under the house at the moment, asleep on his back with 5150's undies on his head letting loose farts like Rudeboy after a dimmy binge.
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think positive 
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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That's it guys, no dim dims for you 
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You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either! |
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Piesnchess
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Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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| think positive wrote: | | That's it guys, no dim dims for you |
Yep, we deserve that coach, we let you down, but thanks for leaving those luke warm pies from Aldi on top of the micro, I like those Aldi pies, pity some bugger nicked all the sauce though, bastards ! 
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think positive
Side By Side
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| stui magpie wrote: | Coach, I hope you had an emergency, the Dog is a scratching.
I chased Swoop's goat outside and the Dog ate it.
He's under the house at the moment, asleep on his back with 5150's undies on his head letting loose farts like Rudeboy after a dimmy binge. |
Ah so that explains 5150s lack of dacks today
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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Any tickets left for a slow boat back to Alaska TP?
I will take the bear home!
These international draft picks don't often work out.
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