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The Prototype 
Paint my face with a good-for-nothin smile.
Joined: 23 Apr 2003
Location: Hobart, Tasmania
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Presti35
Dick Lee for Legend Status
Joined: 05 Oct 2001
Location: London, England
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You know you just cant get a dim sim in England.
Does that make me ineligible?
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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Coach has been sent for reprogramming and some attitude adjustment
Temp coach tannin just put me in the middle tell the nuffy's to get out of my way I'll do it all myself.
Speaking of dimmies the good wife dragged me screaming to the shopping centre last Sunday to be her personal bag carrier and job more befitting someone who wasn't interested in having any sort of life for the day.
After hours of what seemed endless trying on of dresses shoes perfume and me standing casually aside trying not to look like I wished I had woken up dead that day she says oh do you want to go get some food.
Now after a good red wine and scotch food is my fav thing.
We stumbled along the board walk and into a little Chinese restaurant were I thought the more I order the less time left for more shopping (see now who's the clever one)
So I started with 4 steamed parcels of goodness which to my delight were extremely good. A hour later I'm told no you don't need any more food we still have shopping to do.
I nodded in accordance knowing my punishment for wild cheering screaming drinking and celebrating the previous night comes with consequences
I collected the ample bags punishment and like a loyal blood hound fall in line for further shopping |
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | Coach has been sent for reprogramming and some attitude adjustment
Temp coach tannin just put me in the middle tell the nuffy's to get out of my way I'll do it all myself.
Speaking of dimmies the good wife dragged me screaming to the shopping centre last Sunday to be her personal bag carrier and job more befitting someone who wasn't interested in having any sort of life for the day.
After hours of what seemed endless trying on of dresses shoes perfume and me standing casually aside trying not to look like I wished I had woken up dead that day she says oh do you want to go get some food.
Now after a good red wine and scotch food is my fav thing.
We stumbled along the board walk and into a little Chinese restaurant were I thought the more I order the less time left for more shopping (see now who's the clever one)
So I started with 4 steamed parcels of goodness which to my delight were extremely good. A hour later I'm told no you don't need any more food we still have shopping to do.
I nodded in accordance knowing my punishment for wild cheering screaming drinking and celebrating the previous night comes with consequences
I collected the ample bags punishment and like a loyal blood hound fall in line for further shopping |
You only made one mistake.
You got out of bed!
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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| No I don't have out of bed . But I do have an answer to every question. . |
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think positive 
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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| Piesnchess wrote: | | IS our beloved coach in Canada, am I missing something here. ?? |
Yup! Right now I'm sitting on the bank of the river watching the sun change the mountain colours, on my third scotch , keep em coming honey, pure bliss in Jasper! Started in Indianapolis at Mecum auctions, indy500, Pittsburgh, niagara falls, Calgary, lake Louise, agh the things I do for this team, I'll find us a kpp yet!
Cheers hic!
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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Any chance you can find me a quality KPP to sit on the bench with? One of those American cheerleader types would be great. Needs to be a good height (between about 5 feet and about 6 feet), suitable age (between 18 and 108), energetic, flexible in all the right places, and very talented (if you know what I mean). Hell, send three or four of them if the talent pool is deep enough. I'm sure Damien and Proto and Thompsoc wouldn't mind a nice, warm cheerlea-- er ... key position player to cuddle up to either. Get us all properly turn- er .. switched on for the game.
PS: your next scotch is on me!
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thompsoc
Joined: 21 Sep 2009
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| Tannin wrote: | Any chance you can find me a quality KPP to sit on the bench with? One of those American cheerleader types would be great. Needs to be a good height (between about 5 feet and about 6 feet), suitable age (between 18 and 108), energetic, flexible in all the right places, and very talented (if you know what I mean). Hell, send three or four of them if the talent pool is deep enough. I'm sure Damien and Proto and Thompsoc wouldn't mind a nice, warm cheerlea-- er ... key position player to cuddle up to either. Get us all properly turn- er .. switched on for the game.
PS: your next scotch is on me! |
I once went to a state college gridiron football game.
I spent too much time watching the cheerleaders.
They were certainly better than the old blue birds from princess park.
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think positive
Side By Side
Joined: 30 Jun 2005
Location: somewhere
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| Tannin wrote: | Any chance you can find me a quality KPP to sit on the bench with? One of those American cheerleader types would be great. Needs to be a good height (between about 5 feet and about 6 feet), suitable age (between 18 and 108), energetic, flexible in all the right places, and very talented (if you know what I mean). Hell, send three or four of them if the talent pool is deep enough. I'm sure Damien and Proto and Thompsoc wouldn't mind a nice, warm cheerlea-- er ... key position player to cuddle up to either. Get us all properly turn- er .. switched on for the game.
PS: your next scotch is on me! |
You just described ne😂😂😂
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Piesnchess
piesnchess
Joined: 09 Jun 2008
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| think positive wrote: | | Piesnchess wrote: | | IS our beloved coach in Canada, am I missing something here. ?? |
Yup! Right now I'm sitting on the bank of the river watching the sun change the mountain colours, on my third scotch , keep em coming honey, pure bliss in Jasper! Started in Indianapolis at Mecum auctions, indy500, Pittsburgh, niagara falls, Calgary, lake Louise, agh the things I do for this team, I'll find us a kpp yet!
Cheers hic! |
ohh, by golly, she does get around, don't she.  My sister in law just got back from over there, she went on that Rocky mountain railway, thru the Rockies, and loved it. That's on my bucket list, along with Hawaii, New York, the Civil war battlefield at Gettysburg, Memphis, Graceland, and Cologne and Paris, for starters. 
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| Tannin wrote: | Any chance you can find me a quality KPP to sit on the bench with? One of those American cheerleader types would be great. Needs to be a good height (between about 5 feet and about 6 feet), suitable age (between 18 and 108), energetic, flexible in all the right places, and very talented (if you know what I mean). Hell, send three or four of them if the talent pool is deep enough. I'm sure Damien and Proto and Thompsoc wouldn't mind a nice, warm cheerlea-- er ... key position player to cuddle up to either. Get us all properly turn- er .. switched on for the game.
PS: your next scotch is on me! |
You can have the 108 yr old, if there's cheerleaders under 30, I'm on the bench too. 
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Stui, the thing about great partnerships is that only one of you is allowed to look like a one hundred and eight-year-old. Which is why you need a 30-something.
PS: if you ever meet a 30-year-old with an attention span of more than three minutes who doesn't spend ~three hours a day looking at her phone, ask if she's got a sister.
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| Tannin wrote: | Stui, the thing about great partnerships is that only one of you is allowed to look like a one hundred and eight-year-old. Which is why you need a 30-something.
PS: if you ever meet a 30-year-old with an attention span of more than three minutes who doesn't spend ~three hours a day looking at her phone, ask if she's got a sister. |
I met a 23 yr old in FNQ who qualifies. She has a sister, but she's 37. Should I ask for her number for you? 
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Tannin
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Thanks mate. 37 is around about the best age of the lot. 
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stui magpie
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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No real argument. If you graphed aesthetics and action, 37 is about the sweet spot.
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