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Tannin 
Can't remember
Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| Member 7167 wrote: | | I nominate myself as am Emergency. After eating half a dozen South Melbourne Market dim sims washed down with a cheap red I am well on my way to Emergency. |
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
Joined: 17 Mar 2003
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| How do you like being on his or her way to Emergency ? |
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stui magpie 
Prepare for the worst, hope for the best.
Joined: 03 May 2005
Location: In flagrante delicto
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| thompsoc wrote: | | Member 7167 wrote: | | I nominate myself as am Emergency. After eating half a dozen South Melbourne Market dim sims washed down with a heap red I am well on my way to Emergency. |
man you don't eat dim sims with a red.
It can only be coke to wash down the grease on the sides of the throat. |
And you need Jim beam in the coke to cut the........coke.
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thompsoc
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| stui magpie wrote: | | thompsoc wrote: | | Member 7167 wrote: | | I nominate myself as am Emergency. After eating half a dozen South Melbourne Market dim sims washed down with a heap red I am well on my way to Emergency. |
man you don't eat dim sims with a red.
It can only be coke to wash down the grease on the sides of the throat. |
And you need Jim beam in the coke to cut the........coke. |
Perfection Stui perfection.
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Tannin
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Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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Final teamsheet is in and we have been hard-hit by an epidemic of boredom. Given the widespread and debilitating lack of interest, Coach Think Positive has had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to get a team out there, even wheeling out the geriatric rustbucket HAL to sit on the bench, and calling up First Emergency Member 7167 to fill up a gap on the half-forward flank.
Bloody hell, I might have to pull a boot on myself.
But it's only Brisbane, what can possibly go wrong?
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HAL
Please don't shout at me - I can't help it.
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| What else is Final teamsheet in? |
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Jezza 
2023 PREMIERS!
Joined: 06 Sep 2010
Location: Ponsford End
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We WON!
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Skids 
Quitting drinking will be one of the best choices you make in your life.
Joined: 11 Sep 2007
Location: Joined 3/6/02 . Member #175
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| Jezza wrote: | | We WON! |
Just don't piss in a cup for a few days, I slipped some goodies in the water bottles at 1/2 time.
That's why we were so off target, I didn't realise the vision impairment associated with that sort of dosage. ssshhhh 
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Piesnchess
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I hear tell the Royal Canadian Mounties are scouring the Rockies looking for our wayward coach TP, last seen being pursued by a grizzly Bear, clutching a bottle of Johnnie walker, celebrating our victory without her. !
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think positive 
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Joined: 30 Jun 2005
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Haha the bear and me polished it off! !!!
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qldmagpie67
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Funny how we have our largest win of the year under a new coach.
Now that super coach Tannin (as we've been instructed to call him) has started in such a sterling manner it raises the question what to do with the former coach.
Now I'm not suggesting for a minute that our holidaying coach thinks positive Corby should have anything planted in her snow board bag but .....................
Well good luck to those nominating for selection next week agains the purple heathen |
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Tannin
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Location: Huon Valley Tasmania
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| qldmagpie67 wrote: | | Now that super coach Tannin (as we've been instructed to call him) has started in such a sterling manner it raises the question what to do with the former coach. |
Given the magnitude of her sins, no punishment could reasonably be considered too cruel or unusual. I considered thumbscrews, exile in Siberia, 36 hours locked in an aeroplane with headphones glued on and the Bay City Rollers on tape loop with the volume stuck on 11, staking out on an anthill .... but on careful consideration, none of these seem nasty enough so there is only one thing for it: give her a rotten, thankless job that will make everyone hate her (f they don't already) - make her the coach of Nick's Posting XXII.
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The Boy Who Cried Wolf
Joined: 26 Sep 2013
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After that 2nd win in a row, and the prowess with which Think Positive selected the team she should be made coach for life!!.. well as long as these dim sims keep coming anyway...
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qldmagpie67
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
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| Tannin wrote: | | qldmagpie67 wrote: | | Now that super coach Tannin (as we've been instructed to call him) has started in such a sterling manner it raises the question what to do with the former coach. |
Given the magnitude of her sins, no punishment could reasonably be considered too cruel or unusual. I considered thumbscrews, exile in Siberia, 36 hours locked in an aeroplane with headphones glued on and the Bay City Rollers on tape loop with the volume stuck on 11, staking out on an anthill .... but on careful consideration, none of these seem nasty enough so there is only one thing for it: give her a rotten, thankless job that will make everyone hate her (f they don't already) - make her the coach of Nick's Posting XXII. |
Woo up Tannin I'm all for punishment but that's w bit rough mate
Why not make her Donald Trumps new love interest or hair spray carrier
Coaching nicks posting XXII on a full time basis is against the geneva convention I think you'll find |
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